Oprah Winfrey’s Foreskin Face Cream
YOU’VE tried the placenta juice, and now for that all-over p[r]ick me up do as Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters do and immerse your face in baby foreskins.
The New York Daily News reports that Winfrey and Walters reverse the effects of aging with a face cream made by SkinMedica, whose TNS Recovery Complex costs $141.55 a bottle.
A snip, literally.
Posted: 4th, April 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Celebrities, Strange But True Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 23rd, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Oprah better be careful, aside from violation of human rights this face cream has an unpleasant side effect. If you rub it on your nose it grows.
April 6th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
So that why they are turning into such “Pricks!!!”
April 6th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Albert,
All we need now is a pre-natal test for political tendencies.
If the scan shows that the foetus has its foot in its mouth, then it’s a dead cert.
April 6th, 2008 at 10:11 am
If we killed off all politicians at birth I’m sure the nation would feel a lot younger!
April 6th, 2008 at 2:39 am
freshly squeezed jews has many restorative benefits
April 5th, 2008 at 10:36 am
People can do what they like.
As the little Jewish lad said to the doctor, “It’s no skin off my nose.”
April 4th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
It may not be as efficacious as they think
The cream has many unknown drawbacks
April 4th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Is that what the expression ‘making a dick of yourself’ means?
April 4th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Again very good Yampster!
Admittedly I’m not on TV (nice to be in a profession where no-one really cares what I look like) but surely there is a limit to the obsession with non-ageing? In fact is there no limit to the obsession with age?
I saw an interview the other days with one of the models (can’t remember who) and it was headed ’still looking good at thirty’. THIRTY? a babe in arms for heavens sake!
April 4th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Eu!
April 4th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Cut and pasted no doubt