The Pope Blesses The Irish Air
THE Pope if flying over Ireland. He is sending a text to Irish president Mary McAleese:
“Entering Irish airspace en route to the United States and the United Nations organisation, I renew my greetings to your excellency and cordially invoke upon all beloved Irish people God’s abundant blessing.”
What need to land when the Pope can fly overhead and bless you from on high?
Why, he can cover the whole of Africa in a week and the Isle of white in a second. Better yet, why not go into space and bless everything in less time than it takes to say “I can see you”…
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:39 pm
Wonder if he saw the priest floating aloft?
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:42 pm
What do you think brought him down?
Bit of a giveaway, really…
April 23rd, 2008 at 12:52 pm
So he’s the new breed of techno pope
Is a papal myspace page far behind?
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Il Papa which art in heaven among the fluffy clouds…For thine is the Kingdom of Eireann.
Don’t do as I do or the sins of the flying fathers will be visited upon the third and fourth generations of earthlings that remaineth alive on the heated globe.
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:24 pm
….dumping your blessings from on high - is this the nearest he could get to godliness (apart from being Daz white clean - and as we know, cleanliness is actually next to godliness…)
April 23rd, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Went to Knock once. Has to be experienced to be believed.
Light up Jesus statues and the worst memorabilia imaginable. An outside tap available for constant supply of holy water!
Filled up a large container and put in the car radiator. Car still crap. My daughter dabbed some on her spots. Still rampant acne.
I rest my case.
April 24th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Patch
I never touch Holy Water. It’s a nothing but a sales gimmick.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:50 am
has the Pope taken to styling his hair Mohican fashion now or is it just wind…?