Comments on: Woman Raped Over The Phone

By: meercat

meercat — Thu, 08 May 2008 03:36:21 +0000

So much for mixed signals - they’re now engaged

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:51:27 +0000

It happens!

I was working abroad for six months and the only contact I had with my wife, was by telephone.

When I finally returned home, I found she was three months pregnant.

So, don’t scoff at things you don’t understand.

M and A

we won’t, we promise

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Wed, 07 May 2008 17:33:26 +0000

I understand there is no truth in the rumour that the 30 yr old man at the centre of the alleged rape by phone has had to go ex-directory because of the number of calls he was receiving from women on Anorak anxious to hear his dulcet tones !!!

wouldn’t accept a transfer charge call, honestly! we tried diligently

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 07 May 2008 14:25:12 +0000

…and what type of phone was it? size matters, after all….

By: Karen

Karen — Wed, 07 May 2008 13:06:32 +0000

What was she doing with the phone? And did she clean it afterwards?

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:25:14 +0000

Provided you put it on loudspeaker, and stand on the other side of the room, you should be pretty safe…

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:22:48 +0000

Just wondering are any precautions needed for textsex? what effect does it have on the fingers, do they orgasm, has anyone tried yet?

Can you see your tongue Duncan?

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:13:38 +0000

I’ll need to watch my tongue the next time I phone a woman.

By: David

David — Wed, 07 May 2008 12:11:39 +0000

“He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin………..”
No longer sane either by the sound of it.

By: val

val — Wed, 07 May 2008 10:05:15 +0000

Well……….Iv”e heard it all now!!!!!!!!! No doubt she had already lost her Virginity,
panic set in and she blamed it on the Phone, quite believable really, with that kind of imagination the girl deserves to be believed.

By: Harry Barracuda

Harry Barracuda — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:43:30 +0000

What they didn’t tell you was that he gave her an ear infection as well….

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Wed, 07 May 2008 08:17:43 +0000

DuncanR 10……….. that was my instant thought!

By: Albert Ross

Albert Ross — Wed, 07 May 2008 07:53:31 +0000

It has to be a mobile she was using with a vibrating alarm.

By: chenier

chenier — Wed, 07 May 2008 07:27:39 +0000

I really don’t understnd what the fuss is about.

Of course, if they’d been doing it on their blackberries I’d be a lot more worried…

By: PeterMac

PeterMac — Wed, 07 May 2008 07:15:50 +0000

It was St Michael.
It said so on his underpants

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Wed, 07 May 2008 06:51:55 +0000

yep no longer immaculate conception, just immaculate reception?

By: DuncanR

DuncanR — Wed, 07 May 2008 04:55:13 +0000

Well I suppose the old ‘visited by an angel of the Lord’ excuse to explain a loss of virginity to one’s parents/husband was wearing a bit thin

By: meercat

meercat — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:43:32 +0000

Just within earshot, randie-by-name

By: randie-by-name

randie-by-name — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:02:34 +0000

Is the new standard going to be that the bloke is actually there?

By: 2pot

2pot — Wed, 07 May 2008 02:21:29 +0000

at least you dont have to brush your teeth or wax, June.