Nigerian Taxi Drivers Strike For Missing Penis
IN Nigeria things are happening.
Motor bike Taxi drivers from Gwagwalada, a small locality close to Abuja in the middle of Nigeria, have gathered to protest against a client they accuse of using pigeons to steal penises.
The News Agency of Nigeria reports that the suspect’s last victim is a 35 year old Motor Bike Taxi driver named Musa Abubakar. The suspect denies all accusations.
Abubakar claims Mohammed Ma’aji had stolen his “family jewels” with the help of a white “spiritual pigeon” hidden in his bag.
This spiritual pigeon was wearing a small black tie around its neck.
“I drove this man to three different places. On our way back to our point of departure, he squeezed his legs tightly around me which made feel sick and weak immediately. I therefore stopped riding to have a look in my trousers and it was gone!”
Says Mohammed Ma’aji: “I already have one, what do you want me to do with his?..It is likely that Abubakar lost his penis yesterday evening with a woman.”
The local transport union of motoclyclists have threatened to take the case to court if the pigeon does not give back the missing penis to its owner.
Posted: 24th, May 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (54) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 6th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
Thatth OK
October 6th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Tho now they can canthel the penith tasthk forth that wath being inithiated. Thankth.
October 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Sthop taking the pith. Thith thory ith juth tho thilly.
October 5th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Yeth, mithtreth
October 5th, 2009 at 8:42 am
thath the anther then - the guy wath an Igor….. thuddenly it all maketh thenth….
October 5th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Jethuth Critht. If it had been mithing thinth May the 28th no wonder it wathen’t pretty. It mutht have been thinking
October 4th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
I believe you may have heard by now that I was proven right (again) and my friend returned the missing penith so it could again rest in the man’s trousers. This was on all the Television channels. I did get to see the penith. in my opinion it was not pretty.
September 14th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Spith it out Meseret.
Quickly! Spith it out!
…and don’t accept any similar tip offs.
September 14th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
What if someone (not me, a friend) has found the missing penith?
November 17th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
THEIR ARE SILLY PEOPLE EVERYWHERE…LOL…WE DON’T ALL BELIEVE THOSE SAYINGS….
November 3rd, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Dhat was brilliant … the comments are better than the story !!!!
July 2nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
am really suprised of wats happening in this country. please if you have stollen it , return
June 18th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Na wa oo! As mysterious as this is i beleive it si true.
The accused should please release the manhood and i will also suggest that as soon as that is gotten from him, he should be ostracised with his family(if he has one). With this he will not be able to carry on his wicked act.
Thanks
May 31st, 2008 at 12:03 pm
what else is left of a man whose penis disappeared misteriously. he woul be as useless as the hair uder the human armpit. as incredible as this may sounds, i believe that such a thing is posible. nigerians are despirate and they can go anything. my appeal goes to the guy accused of stealing the penis to plesae release it back to the victim so that he can continue to leave a normal life.
regards
May 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
I will like the man to return his penis back.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Maybe the guys dick was so small, that he couldnot finnd it himself.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Disbelieving Westerners demand proof. YouTube me, spiritual pigeon.
May 29th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
AT LEAST DOING THIS WILL HELP IN REDUCING OUR POPULATION ABI
May 29th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
AN EYE FOR AN EYE
A PENIS FOR A PENIS
HE WHO DOES THIS SHOULD NOT GO FREE
THERE SHOULD BE A REVENGE
May 29th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Dude, where’s my cock?
May 28th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
WTF? seriously? Are we still in the bronze age of human society where this kind of crap is believed? didnt they check this guys trousers?
May 28th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
It isn’t surprising such a thing is happening in Nigeria.During my High school days our PHE teacher is also known to have such an ability to cause the disappearance of ones penis whenever he shakes your hand.It is a clear signpost of the level of desperation which Nigerians can go to in a bid to get rich quick, not minding whose ox is gored.Enough of our empty religion without spirituality.We need spiritual revival.May God help us.Amen
May 28th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
With these Nigerian idiots believing this kind of rubbish, I would say it’s a good thing they are unable to procreate anymore.
Perhaps Darwin is stealing their penises
May 28th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
this is why you will remain 3rd worlders.
May 28th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Could this have been an alien that needed a penis, it makes since, they watch TV,
and never see a penis, get here with out one, and need to steal one
Aliens tend to like 3rd world countries, they can get away with more stuff
with out getting noticed
I wonder what he was left with, is it like a Barbie doll down there, with only
a small hole for urine ?, or did they leave the testis ?
I wish him luck in getting his member back
May 28th, 2008 at 8:42 am
Dear reader
do not be surprise that such thing still happen in nigeria, we do not have government that plan for her citizens, we live and follow life as the day breaks without knowing what to do.
The man in question should be investigated and if found guilty should be sent out of hunman domain.
thanks
May 28th, 2008 at 5:14 am
what a feat! i believe anyone capable of making a penis disappear by means of a pigeon should be recomended for a nobel price probably in the field of quantum physics. BUT seriously WHEN will nigeria and a large proportion of it’s population abandon THE fifth century?
_____________
m&a
you mean it’s taxi population?
-meercat
May 28th, 2008 at 4:37 am
I have it on good authority that the pigeon will return the article in question upon receiving proof that the gentleman’s wife has lost 50 lb.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:31 am
Sir,
Please you to send a small loan of penis, and you will greatly be rewarded when our prince is receives this payment and repays you with much great generosity for which he is known.
Mdudusi Amalfi,
First African Fertility Bank
May 28th, 2008 at 3:05 am
lol @ muslim superstitions
May 28th, 2008 at 2:41 am
Oooh! I’ve always wanted a penis of my very own! One without the troublesome life-support system that comes with it! Where do I get one of those pigeons?