
There Will Be No Swiss Armageddon: Large Hadron Collider
ARMAGEDDON out of here: - Satan is upon us:
MOSCOW. (Yury Zaitsev for RIA Novosti) - A black hole will appear in mid-July on the border between France and Switzerland, swallowing up first Europe and then the entire planet. Such are the apocalyptic forecasts being made ahead of the scheduled launching, in three weeks, of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC).
The ambitious research project, aimed at looking into superconductivity, high energies and God or devil knows what else, is an international effort involving several countries, including Russia. The report that the LHC will also produce a black hole is the most talked about item…
The hadron collider straddling the French-Swiss border is a ring accelerator designed to collide charged particles into each other at massive speeds. When it is turned on more than a billion collisions per second will occur inside it. The huge circumference of the collider ring (26.65 km) will allow the LHC to whisk particles to speeds close to that of light and produce super-high energy collisions.
The LHC is expected to generate collision energies of proton bunches (rather than traveling in a continuous beam, particles in accelerators are generally “bunched” together) as high as 7 teraelectronvolts (TeV). Electron-proton bunches will collide with energies of up to 1.5 TeV, and bunches of heavy ions, such as lead, with a total energy of over 1,250 TeV. This is nothing short of a new phenomenon in physics, in particular the likely confirmation of a theory that teraelectronic energies and corresponding gravitation give rise to black holes.
Some theorists, however, and the public at large have started voicing fears that when such processes are modeled there will be a danger of collider experiments getting out of hand and giving rise to a chain reaction that could destroy our planet. The most widely expressed fear is that microscopic black holes may appear and capture the surrounding matter.
Switzerland is finished - but will we notice?
Posted: 21st, June 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 8th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
The human race was just one of God’s experiments that got out of hand.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
An experiment that got out of hand eh?
Sounds like my children…
I love them…….really.
June 26th, 2008 at 9:53 am
“We’ll meet again, don’t know how, don’t know when…”
If it was just France, no one would really mind, would they?
On the bad side we’d miss the final episodes of Battlestar Galactica.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:42 am
It’s good to see that the Swiss are going to get sucked in first. All that money wasted on fall out shelters and stockpiling of toblerone waiting for the US and USSR to obliterate each other. This time we are taking them with us
June 21st, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Mand A
‘The UK Hippo entry shall of course win, now go to bed!’
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OOOHHHHH I luuvv it when you get all dominant
June 21st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
We may all now stop dieting. The little bits of weight we lose won’t keep us here if we are going to get immeasurably heavy and disappear into the black hole soon…. Bring on the chocolates!!
June 21st, 2008 at 10:31 am
I remember when they ‘opened’ CERN - same worries.
Bah Humbug doom mongers!!
Anyway who cares if it swallows up Europe…
Will that mean we will win the Eurovision Song Contest
Mand A
The UK Hippo entry shall of course win, now go to bed!
June 21st, 2008 at 10:27 am
Au revoir (here ,have you a thing against the French?)
June 21st, 2008 at 10:26 am
So long, adieu, auf wiederswhen, goodbye…
June 21st, 2008 at 10:18 am
Its going to bugger up our internet connections, isn’t it?