Internet Blamed For Rise In Middle-Age Sexually Transmitted Disease
CAUGHT in the web:
Viagra-fuelled over-45s having risky sex with people they meet through the internet are being blamed for a surge in sexually transmitted diseases among the middle-aged.
Growing old disgracefully…
June 30th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Quick ban the internet…
June 30th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Can you imagine how jealous the over 75’s are?
June 30th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Nah June - they’re too busy trying to find their teeth and adjust their incontinence pads to notice
June 30th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
This is not as amusing as it sounds.
I have been reliably informed of a former colleague acquiring a hair weave and mainlining viagra in the almost certainly doomed attempt to keep up with a much younger partner.
Actually, to be honest, I think it’s hilarious, but if I were a nice person I would view this with sincere concern…
June 30th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Chenier
Throughout our lives sex can be a blight, or a pleasure, but to my mind it must be a mutually exclusive giving and receiving of pleasure.
Its sad to see ‘mutton dressed as lamb’ and the male equivilent.
I’m an all grown up 60 yr old now, I enjoy flirting, and being flirted with, but I do try to keep to my expectations of seduction, which is I enjoy the chase but worry about the capture.
Is braille sex any good anyone know?
June 30th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
You don’t neccessarily need chemical stimulents just becasue you getting on a bit. I’m 58 and for some reason just lately I can’t keep my hands off my lovely wife of 35 years. In fact come to think of it even just the wind changing direction causes some discomfort and embarressment if you know what I mean. Mind you my tea has been tasting a little funny lately. She says its because we have switched brands.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Just to be clear. She is not 35 years old we have been married for 35 years. Cradle snatching and pedophilia are not really my thing. Even with the funny tasting tea.
M and A
I got your drift Terry, but 37 in my case
June 30th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
You sure your”e not using the dissolvable Viagra in your tea?