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Do You See Jesus, Osama Or Travis?

jesus-ice-cream Do You See Jesus, Osama Or Travis?DO you see Jesus when you look into the tutti fruitti ice crema?

Customers at Hatch Family Chocolates say they spotted the image of Christ in the swirls of spumoni.

“My take is, it’s coincidence…yes, it does kind of look like Jesus, but I guess you could also say—or as my wife thinks—its one of the Beatles,” said Steve Hatch.

Others say it resembles William Shakespeare.

“Definitely with the ruffly collar.”

Ivor Bunsen, Anorak’s Jesology expert, says much can be determined about what bearded man you see in things.

Says he: “What you see reveals more about you than otherwise believed. For instance if you see Osama bin Laden, you are in the CIA; if you see Dave Lee Travis you are going on a long journey; and if you see David Blunkett, you shold replace the lid and leave to melt.”

It’s Noel Edmonds. Sure of it…

  1. 1 dairy Says:

    …Jesology?? some people have too much time on their hands….

  2. 2 yampster Says:

    I see Frankie Howerd sticking his head through a cat flap. Which was one of his hobbies……. allegedly

    oooh errr missus

  3. 3 JuneJohnson Says:

    OkI see either a chap with goggles on or a gorilla bottom rhs

  4. 4 bill Says:

    It’s definitely Will Shakespeare.

    And, as EVERYBODY knows, Jesus only appears on toast.

    P.S: June, for the life of me, I can’t see a gorilla bottom.

  5. 5 Châtelaine Says:

    I see 3 dog heads, a nesting seagull and 2 mice

  6. 6 Karen Says:

    Why would Jesus be lurking in ice-cream anyway????

  7. 7 DuncanR Says:

    Are you lot blind ?

    Wild Bill Hickok (bottom left) - Definitely !

  8. 8 lyn Says:

    Actually, I see Father Christmas on the right. He looks like he enjoyed the ice cream.

  9. 9 2pot Says:

    i see the inside of my son’s nappy.

  10. 10 lyn Says:

    Father Christmas has an urchin under his arm. Come to look at it side on, there are lots of faces in the ice cream, and non of them are happy bytheway.

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