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Thou Shall Not Pass In Waltham Forest

Road news:

The road humps would be constructed with tapered edges with sinusoidal ramps, 4.5 meters in length, not more than 100 metres in height…

- Waltham Forest news sheet, London

Spotter: Ed. B

  1. 1 bill Says:

    I can handle the dimensions ( with oxygene, just.)

    But, does “sinusoidal ramps” not suggest bumps in the road, made out of “snot?”

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    Pick a pot hole, any pot hole…

  3. 3 JuneJohnson Says:

    well mountaineering will be a nice change, see the tops of the trees too

  4. 4 dairy Says:

    I didn’t think you were supposed to get out and sniff them….?

  5. 5 David Says:

    100 metres in height?
    Even I would slow down slightly for that…………….
    :)

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