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Gigantic Foot Fetish

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  1. 1 bill Says:

    I once had a girlfriend with a foot fetish.

    It broke us up, as I was several inches short of that.

  2. 2 Gloria Smudd Says:

    You weren’t sole-mates then.

  3. 3 chenier Says:

    According to his girlfriend he was a bit of a heel…

  4. 4 Gloria Smudd Says:

    … who wouldn’t toe the line..

  5. 5 Gloria Smudd Says:

    But this is in danger of getting far too corny ..

  6. 6 bill Says:

    Put a sock in it, girls.

  7. 7 chenier Says:

    …what odd things make people horny…

  8. 8 chenier Says:

    A sock in it?

    Sounds painful…

  9. 9 Gloria Smudd Says:

    bill - I will gladly lob in one of my numerous odd socks!

  10. 10 bill Says:

    This whole foot thing smells a bit to me.

  11. 11 Gloria Smudd Says:

    … he said with a cheesy grin ..

  12. 12 bill Says:

    …whilst chewing his nails…

  13. 13 chenier Says:

    Not a good idea; my nails have been ruined by filing down the 50p pieces.

    Zlotys here, zlotys there…

  14. 14 Gloria Smudd Says:

    … but with an arch expression …

  15. 15 Gloria Smudd Says:

    (I’m running out of things to sling back…)

  16. 16 chenier Says:

    Careful, or it will be a stiletto between the ribs…

  17. 17 chenier Says:

    And anyway, why have a fetish about giant feet when a shoe fetish would be so much more useful?

    I would have no objection to being showered with free manolos…

  18. 18 Gloria Smudd Says:

    or some lovely kitten-heels..

    Anyway, time’s up! TTFN

  19. 19 bill Says:

    …that said, “hush puppy, get in step and stop dragging your feet” as they walked through the ruins of the fallen arches.

    Suddenly, they caught site of the infamous black-foot tribe and took to their heels and fast footed it out of there…

  20. 20 chenier Says:

    Hope ronnie and reggie are behaving themselves…

  21. 21 JuneJohnson Says:

  22. 22 EOS2112 Says:

    Yes, and basically not a single respondent on this entire board has any fucking idea about foot fetish, why it exists, its prevalence, etc.

    The foot is a human extremity, like the penis. It has a certain smell, depending upon its housing and cleanliness. It manifests clear definition in many individuals based upon tendinous insertion, arch, toe size from tibial to fibular, and the like.

    From a somatosensory perspective, fibers from the ventral toes as well as from the genitalia project to nearly the very same area of primary sensory cortex, namely the paracentral lobule.

    The sole of the foot is an extremely sensitive area of the body, and is commonly a site of focus when playing with infants. Tickling, however, is often employed by parents well into the first few years of postnatal development, and sometimes far beyond that.

    No wonder foot fetish is so common. In this day and age, having a foot fetish is statistically normal. It is a perfectly harmless fetish, rarely interfering with either straight or gay tendencies. It is regarded usually as a heightened extension of normal sexual interplay among certain adults… so-called “stinky” feet included.
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  23. 23 Rizwan Says:

    I love sajeela’s feet.

  24. 24 Pete Says:

    I have a foot fetish I just need a girl who loves their feet pampered regularly!

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