Man Freed From Sex With Metal Park Bench
AS a headline it makes us stop and stand to attention:
“Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench.”
To Hong Kong, and a call to police that man is in difficulties.
Xing, 41, is in LanTian park. It is night time.
Reports diecrine Mr Xing as “lonely and disturbed”. But had only he been disturbed he may have been to wary to lodge his member in a steel sit-up bench.
The bench, as we are informed, features “numerous small holes”. In Xing went. But out he did not emerge.
He calls the police. If anyone can cool his ardour and enable him to come lose, it is they.
Police arrive. Then doctors arrive. The next part we given you as reported:
When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.
Four hours later, Xing is free…
Posted: 9th, August 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
August 16th, 2008 at 10:47 am
have to agree with mandee, the size of those holes is plain embarassing. Still pity the guy he must have been really desperate to go for a bench.
August 16th, 2008 at 1:04 am
How pathetic. and look how small the holes are! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA
August 15th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
What a loser. and what a complete waste of emergency resources, all those skilled workers - unavailable to a REAL incident while they deal with this idiot who inflicted this situation on himself. Should have sent one butcher to help with a cleaver and a dirty cloth.
August 15th, 2008 at 1:05 am
I can’t help but think of Jim in American Pie ?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:23 am
…must be a masochist - that bench looks more like a cheese grater than anything, although on the plus side, I suppose he wouldn’t get splinters…?
August 10th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
With you all the way on that one, Skip; should we call the Old Bill out to Bill now, or wait till he incriminates himself further?
August 10th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
A park bench is one thing, but laying tables is sick.
August 10th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Shouldn’t that be “lain”, Bill?
August 9th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I dont know about sofas, but I’ve laid a few tables.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
And Coco has enough ideas already…
August 9th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Val
Sshh!!
You’ll be giving Coco ideas
August 9th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
My mate’s boy-friend used to get his hand stuck down the sides of other people’s sofas - looking for money - and we had to get the fire -brigade out for that once because my friend didn’t have a saw. That was embarrasing enough. If somebody we knew did it with their dick we would have to end the friendship I think.
August 9th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Why didn”t he use a blow up Doll……..much safer.!!!!!!!
August 9th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
well, he seems to have mastered the first bit but things went downhill after that…
August 9th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Was he taking part in the jerk, clean and lift?
August 9th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
I would have thought anything involving pumps would be a bit of a no-no…
August 9th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
Take my advice, and “stick” to bicycles.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Rather like a sailor’s attitude - any port in the storm will do!
August 9th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
well his wife’s face is going to a picture, wonder if she is related to Mrs Bobbit?
August 9th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
An ice pack, or a photo of his mother-in-law, should have been sufficient.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
It’s just as well they invented mobile phones…
August 9th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Do we think his secret is out?