Big Foot Found In Time For Slow News Day
MATTHEW Whitton, a policeman from Georgia “on medical leave”, and Rick Dyer, an ex-prison warden, have found the body of Bigfoot.
They retrieved the body of the legendary beast from a remote location in northern Georgia.
The creature stands 7′7″ tall, and weighs over 500 pounds. The body is covered in a thick matt of reddish hair. The feet are over two feet in length and over 6 inches wide.
The pair have called a press conference for this Friday, at which point the truth will be revealed.
Can’t wait. Only the story that sharks have been sighted off the coast of Devon and Madeleine McCann has been seen modelling children’s fashion in Helsinki can prevent his from being front-page enws…
Posted: 14th, August 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 15th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
probably a bit too long in the tooth…?
August 15th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
He never got another part though did he? A bit like Ghandi in that respect
August 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Well I always knew he was real. I saw ‘Bigfoot and the Hendersons’ (300 times approx) and he was in that. In fact he played the lead…
August 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am
is that Georgia USA or Georgia (too close to the Russian border for comfort)…?
August 15th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Can’t wait to read see Friday’s enws
August 15th, 2008 at 4:08 am
I was disappointed when I saw The “vote for obama” pin on The reddish fur!
August 15th, 2008 at 2:54 am
I want to believe!
August 14th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
http://www.thehumanhybrid.com !! thats what it is!
August 14th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
These days if a person needs to share an image on the web, its one of the easiest things to do. Its pretty odd that they would wait for a conference, instead of sharing the pics. On a scale of 1 - 10 this hoax deserves an eight for fun imaginations.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
You wikkid bugger!