The Person’s Republic Of Forvik
STUART Hill, 65, moved onto Forvik by the Shetlands– 2½ acres of rock and grass – last June.
He has been living in the Shetlands since 2001 after capsizing a yacht 50 miles northwest of Forvik during an attempt to sail around Britain, an incident that led to him being dubbed “Captain Calamity”.
Mr Hill claimed that “Forvik owes no allegiance to any UK government, central or local, and is not bound by any of its statutes”.
He hopes to mint his own currency and make his own passports and has advertised for oil companies to bid for rights to explore his sea bed. A Forvik flag flutters on top of the island next to a tent – Mr Hill’s temporary residence.
As Her Majesty’s “steward” on the island – he is not, he insists, a head of state – he has written to the Queen inviting her to visit. She has yet to reply.
Better to just wait until his kind dies out. An ethnic cleansing. An ethnic cleansed…

August 18th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Will Forvik be entering the Eurovision Song Contest ?
August 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
HM never replies to the Cambridge Pembroke College Winnie the Pooh Society’s annual bash (Tea party) either
August 19th, 2008 at 9:56 am
HM allegedly greatly enjoys dancing to ‘Dancing Queen’, and is presumably thrilled with Mama Mia.
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