
Wanted For Ransom: Two-Headed Turtle and Four-Eared Cat
HOW do you hunt a two-headed turtle?
Such a creature has been “snatched” from its tank at an animal shelter in New York. So says the Sun. But might not the beast have made a bid for freedom, and succeeded?
Sean Casey of the Sean Casey Animal Rescue home in Brooklyn “said it must be fed by hand — or the two heads will fight over the food”.
Chances are that if the two heads fall out, the turtle’s superstructure will make very little progress, at best moving in a slow circular fashion.
But we fear it has been turtle napped. Such mutant beasts are not without their allure.
The Telegraph reports on a cat with four ears – “Cat with four ears ‘a target for catnappers’ - This four-eared cat is so rare that his owners keep him indoors to prevent him getting catnapped.”
And held for ransom, each day an ear being sent to the cat’s owners in the post and a threat for more money “or else” the creature will be made to look normal…
Posted: 20th, August 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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August 20th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Quite right too, Meercat.
I’m pretty sure that you have the regulation issue, and I must say that you wear them well.
I wanted to improvise, but they just told me to stick to the script.
I’m a Method Poster, I told them; each gem has to be quarried from the inner-most depths of my psyche. I have to be, above all else, true to myself.
Bugger off, they said , just type the words in the script.
So I’ve typed.
Under protest.
It would have been much better if I’d been allowed to improvise…
August 20th, 2008 at 11:42 am
An abomination.
I don’t approve.
August 20th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Cat
Four ears.
Mind.
Boggled.