Woman Has Orgasm-Induced Stroke
A WOMAN has had a stroke brought on by a sexual orgasm. Did the Earth move for you? Did anything move? Can you move your leg..?
“This young woman … while having intercourse had numbness on the left side of her face, slurred speech, and weakness in her left arm,” Biller tells WebMD. “When she was transferred to our care six hours after onset, she was completely unable to move her left arm, her face was paralyzed, her speech was garbled, and she was in a state of panic.”
That’s the benchmark, chaps…
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September 19th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I’m fairly sure that bit is not included in the tv commercials…
September 19th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
I had a Michael Praed like that in the mid-80’s. Never had the looks or the muscles though - and there’s a buckle in the front of my loincloth preventing accidental flash-video flashing.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Don’t worry; just keep going with the workout and involuntary watersheds will be a thing of the past.
The hair extensions may be going a bit far…
September 19th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
You fiend, chenier. That was worth Google probably pegging me as gay just for the laugh. i think I’m having a watershed.
September 19th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
You are clearly in need of a Romance Hero Workout, together with assistance to your immune system…
September 19th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Hey! Pam, it’s bad for us blokes too. We can’t fake without one of those joke squirting flowers and tape. or is that tapioca?
September 19th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Thanks for raising the freaking bar!
How the f* am I supposed to fake a STROKE???
September 19th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Was there a trouserless Vicar in the closet somehow?
September 19th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Sounds like Brian Rix farce gone horribly wrong
September 19th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I think he made the situation worse. When she realised that she was having a stroke, she told him to do the FAST test:
Facial weakness - can the person smile? Has their mouth or eye drooped?
Arm weakness - can the person raise both arms?
Speech problems - can the person speak clearly and understand what you say?
Time to call 999.
He completely misunderstood and redoubled his efforts, thereby exacerbating her injury.
[That's the least sexy sex-related thing I've ever thought of. "Come 'ere, luv, and I'll exacerbate yer injury." Oh, God. it was either that our she was shouting 'Stroke! Stroke!' Same confusion, same result. She should have just hit him with the bedside lamp, or the Philips sex toy]
September 19th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I think she over reacted- and he shall never believe her again.
They weren’t auditioning for RADA or something?
September 19th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Sadly not; I’ve been compulsorarily signed up to the Anorak Can’t Fail Diet Plan, and pizza is verboten.
In fact, everything is verboten, so I should achieve my target weight shortly before I am lowered reverently into my grave, provided, of course, I’ve paid off on the coffin plan….
September 19th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
If you’re very, very lucky he turns into a pizza afterwards. Then he’s supper instead.
September 19th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
It’s alright for you guys, but what about us females?
Give some tall, dark and handsome stranger a moment of perfect happiness and he turns back into a vampire; if you are very, very lucky, he’ll make you one too.
Otherwise you’re breakfast…
September 19th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Damn! I thought baby-cow legs, involuntary tears and an inability to go and make a cup of tea afterwards because of ‘le petit mort’ were the zenith. Sting! I need some of that Tantric Khundalini magic training. Meet me in a rainforest near you soon. BYOW.