Dog Finds Child’s Severed Foot: Rest Of Child Missing
TO RUSSELLVILLE, Alabama, where the family mutt family has brought home a child’s severed foot.
The beast! But the food it not chewed off, but cut.
Searchers combing surrounding woods in northwest Alabama found no signs of any other remains and don’t know where the child might be.
What is more:
No children have been reported missing, killed or maimed in or around Russellville. Police Chief Chris Hargett said investigators were studying missing persons reports from nearby areas and sent the severed foot for forensic tests in a bid to narrow the search.
Are you missing a foot?
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Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True Comments (17) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 24th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Probably because the only people who met the big monkeys were forced into Chapter 11; once you are in the book there’s no way out…
September 24th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
I’m suprised no one has linked this to the big monkey shaving scam of ‘76
September 24th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
..something’s afoot in Russellville, that’s for sure….
September 24th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Russellville is only ten miles from me–we go there all the time for cheesesteaks and the last remaining drive-in movie in our part of the world. It’s a very, VERY small town . Anyway, while everyone here is most concerned that something dreadful may have befallen a child, the situation does have its humorous elements, i.e. the police first took the foot to the hospital’s emergency room, rather than to a forensics lab, and four days later we still can’t determine if it is human for certain. Certain people may be rescheduling surgeries in other local hospitals.
Although it seems most unlikely (since the foot is reported to be, um, “fresh”) many people hold out hope that it may finally be a clue in the case of Andrea Gonzalez, who disappeared there fourteen years ago, under appalling circumstances, and whose case made an absolute travesty of justice.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Ah, the race for the Presidency is in full swing, sorry, limp.
Who can forget the utter poignancy of
‘Where’s the rest of me?’
Somebody dig up Ronald Reagan, now!
September 24th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
a leg-end of good taste.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
…bet you feel a right heel though….
September 24th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
please don’t Yampster - there is far too much good taste knocking around as it is - we need a bit of respite now and again….
September 24th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Sorry if I have put my foot in it. Sometimes my humour is a bit limp and I am stumped to come up with something appropriate. Make no bones about it, I shall come to heel and toe the line in future. I shall become a legend for my good taste
September 24th, 2008 at 9:28 am
lol@crimestoppers.
Joe Says:
September 24th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Maybe you guys could find something better to joke about than a childs remains.
——
sorry.
try this one.
Q. what do you call someone who’s so up their own arse about people finding this horrible world amusing that they’d take the trouble to complain about an amusingly shaped vegetable without looking at the picture?
A. a sad individual.
September 24th, 2008 at 9:04 am
“No children have been reported missing, killed or maimed in or around Russellville.”
Incredible. 6 million a year are abducted or go missing, (or so we were told yesterday by the God-Botherers) and not one comes from Russellville.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Maybe you guys could find something better to joke about than a childs remains.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:01 am
You sick pathetic bastards.
There is NOTHING funny about the death of a child
MODS and ADMIN
Grace
I must warn you that Anorak is a satirical site. A foot has been found. The authorities are not aware of any death or maiming of a child. If you know more about the incidence of the foot-finding I would urge you to contact the police or Crimestoppers in the UK at your earliest opportunity.
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:22 pm
it’s footlose and fancyfree, obviously.
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Come on! Is it a right foot or a left foot. I’m not suprised no one has come forward to claim it
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Cut off ? this foot has been “Am-potatoed”
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
How many more ‘funny” potatoes are we going to be served this season?