Finding Little Miss Perfect And Master Right On Child Trader
BOY for sale. Girl for sale:
AS you may have heard on the news or read in one of our press releases, Child Trader is now the nations 4th largest child exchange network and as such, has brought happiness to more than 1623 American households who otherwise had very few options in creating a more loving family and home life when realizing their child wasn’t the right fit for them.
We’re Number 4!
Create a profile for your child and explain the child you’d like in trade. Be sure to read through our trading help center, since this is a very important and sometimes irreversible transaction. Browse through as many galleries as you like, perform advanced searches by age, gender, medical history and any keywords you like. Add as many as you want to your shopping cart and start making offers.
Old Mr Anorak will be taking donations through the UK arm of the enterprise. Cash and postal orders to the usual address…
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (15) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 1st, 2008 at 9:59 am
Dairy
But they will be on Celebrity kid swap
October 1st, 2008 at 9:55 am
just love the
“what do i do if my child is a bit run down, can i still trade it”.
brilliant.
and i bet it works much better than threatening them with the kid’s home.
send the kids a link on msn and watch their faces when they open it.
October 1st, 2008 at 9:08 am
wait ’til Paris Hilton starts producing Yampster - Miss Wonky Eye herself is bound to give birth to several wonky eyed little marvels in the coming years, who will probably get given away after they have outlived their paparazzi interest function - you could get yourself a bargain there!
September 30th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Actually, I’ve got a nice cat; do you have any spare uncles floating around?
September 30th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
I have put in a request for the five year old’s cat featured on the profiles. I am sending my dog over as fair exchange.
September 30th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Thay grow up so fast these days, don’t they
September 30th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Does that include in laws, can they be rehomed?
Yampster shouldn’t that be a 5 year old?
September 30th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
…don’t like the way the article refers to the child being “the right fit”….. doesn’t sit right….
September 30th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
I know it’s a long shot but I’ve put my name down for a 4 year old with a wonky eye
September 30th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Thank you, Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon, for your support in these troubled times; I shall dismiss Saul’s cracks about our great leaders in the sky as the manifestation of the anxiety gripping the nation as we wait for someone, anyone, to say something sensible.
Along the lines of ‘Last One to the Bar is a Sissy!’…
September 30th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
STOP IT!!!
September 30th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Hmmmm, wonder what we could get for our very own “Little Miss High and Mighty”.
September 30th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I could understand it more if it was that way around - this surely isn’t real though is it ?? It can’t be it just can’t be…..
September 30th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
This is absolutely disgusting!
A dreadful slap in the face for any unwanted and unloved family member thrown aside, reflecting the bigotry and prejudices of the people who set this thing up!
I refer, of course, to the disgraceful exclusion of adult family members from the scheme.
This is ageism run wild, and I know I speak for many an embittered parent, uncle, grandmother, and probably a fair number of second cousins twice removed, who just want a chance to see if there might be a better family out there for them.
So all I am saying is give us a chance!
September 30th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Please tell me this is a spoof? Please please please please please tell me this isn’t real.