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CAN dog poo be a source of fuel? Can you turn over your garden to crops with the aid of poodle fertiliser?
In Lincolnshire, Patricia Hazelwood has been fiend for refusing to clean up her dog’s poo – dog poo that her dog unloaded in her garden.
Lincoln City Council took Ms Hazelwood to court. She failed to attend, and was ordered to pay £565 in fines and costs in her absence.
After the case, city council dog warden Julie Nelder says:
“Ms Hazelwood’s garden was left in an unacceptable state and our priority is public safety.”
Lincoln RSPCA branch chairman Karen Ansell offers:
“Treading in urine and lying in it can burn a dog’s skin, and of course that’s not good for them. Normally people are warned and it doesn’t go further, but maybe it’s a good thing that this one has.”
Maybe. But if a dog want to roll in its own urine in its own home, then who are we to stop it?
Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Anorak Pets, Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 6th, 2008 at 10:56 am
she is indeed a fiend…. the place must stink to high heaven….
October 6th, 2008 at 11:09 am
and there’s me poo picking dailyx2 and hosing off dailyx X…..
October 6th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I bet she didn’t have to worry about prowlers in her garden though…
October 6th, 2008 at 11:24 am
This woman should have been strung up by her thumbs in a town square and pelted with all the bob that was found in her garden!
What a dirty, filthy bitch.
What if a copper or a fire-man had to go into her garden? What if they had slipped and fallen in it on a rainy day?
What if a kidnapped and abandoned child had been flung over her hedge or wall and had got some in its eye and been blinded for life?
Does she know the cost of dry-cleaning?
This is yet another good reason to bring back hanging!
October 6th, 2008 at 11:26 am
but maybe she was trying to bring back one of Britains lost little treasures - “The old white crumbly”
They were everywhere here about 30 years ago!
October 6th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Pigeon …… I saw some in Amsterdam next to a lamp-post a couple of years ago. I think that it’s a bit like the soft tarmac that one used to be able to stick up our noses and make necklaces from - a thing of the past.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:31 am
I’m fascinated, Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon; do tell more.
But only after I’ve made a coffee; it sounds as if I need one…
October 6th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I used to be able to peel back a whole road down our cul-de-sac in the summer!
October 6th, 2008 at 11:36 am
That’s fine; I’ll jist die of curiousosity whilst you reminisce…
October 6th, 2008 at 11:37 am
The old white crumbly chernier - surely you must remember them?
October 6th, 2008 at 11:43 am
No!
I’m completely baffled!
October 6th, 2008 at 11:44 am
I remember ‘poor kid’s chalk’ FSBFP (I’ll be glad when the world rights itself and you can go back to being ‘lone’, your name is murder on the SHIFT key)
October 6th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Years ago Chernier there used to be white dog poo about everywhere. I think it must have been old poo that had just turned white but for many years I could never figure out why it was white. I thought it was something to do with what the dogs were eating!!
October 6th, 2008 at 11:52 am
magnetite, FSBFP is a beacon of hope in these dark days, reminding us that as the world economy tanks there will always be winners as well as losers.
At the moment the ratio is about one to 10 million…
October 6th, 2008 at 11:53 am
that’s still better than the lottery
October 6th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Thank you, o feathered friend; I seem to have missed out on the phenomenen.
Sniff!
Just another example of my deprived yoof…
October 6th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Well ’twas a dove that found land after the flood, so FSBFP is already sorted for surviving one kind of apocalypse.
October 6th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
a ty-poo-n, perhaps……
October 17th, 2008 at 2:23 am
>This woman should have been strung up by her thumbs in a town square and pelted >with all the bob that was found in her garden!
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>What a dirty, filthy bitch.
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>What if a copper or a fire-man had to go into her garden? What if they had slipped and >fallen in it on a rainy day?
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>What if a kidnapped and abandoned child had been flung over her hedge or wall and >had got some in its eye and been blinded for life?
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>Does she know the cost of dry-cleaning?
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>This is yet another good reason to bring back hanging!”
This is the most deliciously hysterical thing I have read for a while - Thank you
November 6th, 2008 at 9:08 am
£565 a lot of money ! My new Russell poos for England (outside the house )but we are like you June always picking up & cleaning What are FSBFPs arrangements?
I know -mind my own business!!!