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CLARA Meadmore is 105. She looks not a day over 104. The secret of her youth and longevity: no sex.
Says he:
“I’ve always had lots of platonic friendships with men but never felt the need to go further than that or marry.”
Did no-one tell her you don’t need to be married to do it? Does she watch Jeremy Kyle?
“I imagine there is a lot of hassle involved and I have always been busy doing other things,” she said.
“When I was a girl you only had sex with your husband and I never married. I grew up in an era where little girls were to be seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.
“Some men don’t like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway.”
Cliff Richard is 98…
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Strange But True, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 10th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
There’s still a chance Heffy boy might have a go on her!
October 10th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Fully Secured Bank Funding Pigeon, this lady has lived a long and happy life, and you want to inflict Heffy on her?
Shame on you!
Incidentally, I can report that the queue for sandwiches in Waitrose seemed about the normal length, which suggests that no-one is panicking any more than they usually do.
But for God’s sake don’t tell anyone I told you; I can do without being run in for insider dealing …
October 10th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
mums the word