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Police Log: Teenager Jailed For Photographing Herself Naked
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Teenager Jailed For Photographing Herself Naked
A 15-year-old Ohio girl faces felony charges and may have to register as a sex offender for allegedly taking nude photos of herself and sending them to her high school classmates.
Your own body is sexual offence? It’s been said…
The girl, whose name has not been released, was arrested last week and charged in juvenile court with possessing criminal tools and the illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material, said Licking County, Ohio, prosecutor Ken Oswalt.
And:
If convicted, the girl could face a sentence of anywhere from probation to several years in a juvenile detention center. A judge also has the discretion to make the girl register as a sex offender under Ohio law.
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Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 11th, 2008 at 1:53 am
No word of a lie if I took a photograph of myself naked ?
That really would be offensive LOL
October 11th, 2008 at 4:56 am
I could understand her being charged with offending her classmates (if they were offended) but illegally using herself?
October 11th, 2008 at 6:20 am
She must be banned from getting within 200 metres of herself.
October 11th, 2008 at 7:17 am
If your own image is no longer your own, can you also be done for receiving stolen goods if you, say, photocopy your backside at an office party?
She’ll have to wear a burkha in the shower now, or she’ll be regarded as a peeping Thomasina too. Good God, thinking about it - the charges would just mount up as each ordinarily humdrum, daily event occurs. Heaven help her if she finds a spot on her bumcheek and squeezes it!
Seriously though. I know school is a popularity contest sometimes, but what the hell was she doing that for?
October 11th, 2008 at 11:47 am
It’s a good thing she didn’t rape herself cos she could have been looking at a longer sentence.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
We’re back to the lost dildo story again…
October 11th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
This is fucking ridiculous! By this logic, every teenager who ever has the slightest sexual awareness of themselves is a paedophile. Turns out I systematically abused an underage male sexually over a period of several years,….. me! No wonder I don’t like being left alone with myself.
October 11th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I’ve never hear the like. Only in Licking County…
October 12th, 2008 at 10:44 am
I suspect the the US government has, over the last few years, been infecting the entire population with genetic material taken from the Great Leader. This has been carried out by Department of Homeland Security, the theory being that the homelands security can best be defended if the entire population was more like the Great Leader. A nation composed entirely of right thinking, greedy religious simpletons would be a much better and safer place - right?
There have been unforeseen consequences, however. The hierarchies of the financial sector, having been given the Great Leaders DNA via viral infection, have become greedy simpletons and have consequently been paying themselves billions in bonuses as a reward for the brilliant idea of lending other peoples money to poor people who couldn’t possibly afford a normal mortgage, so because of the increased risk, it seemed prudent to lend these people the money at higher rates of interest than rich people would be charged.
A leader should set the standard of course. Based on the premise that oil is valuable stuff and that you can get very rich if you have any to sell, the Great Leader decided that a really quick and easy way to get rich would be to find someplace with a lot of oil and just go and take it from whoever happened to have it.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Good summary, Stig; it’s tears before bedtime…