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Oven Stoves In Woman
SEKIU, Wash. - A woman said she was shot in the leg by her stove. Cory Davis told the Peninsula Daily News she had just stoked her cast-iron heating stove Sunday when she heard a loud bang and was struck in her left calf.
What happened?
Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove.
And then she and the fairies ate cakes made of linseed oil…
She removed a metal fragment herself and was treated Monday at Forks Community Hospital.
When stoves attack…
Posted: 13th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Police Log, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 13th, 2008 at 11:16 am
…the tough get going?
October 13th, 2008 at 11:16 am
……..to a place with no stoves…
October 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
It didn’t like having the coals poured to it I imagine.
(American humour… or humor as they say here)
October 13th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
A translation would be most welcome, David…
October 13th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Is she going to sue her oven?
October 13th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Or her husband?
October 13th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
“A translation would be most welcome, David…
Well, I’m not 100% sure but….
There’s this joke that goes “Meanwhile back at the ranch the Lone Ranger, unaware that Tonto has disguised himself as a stove, is pouring the coals to him”
I cant say I actually understand it myself.
Any native born Americans here who do???
I’ve been here 31 years but still need explanations occasionally.
October 13th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
I get the ‘meanwhile, back at the ranch’ bit since it was such a firm favourite in the plotting structure of just about every Western ever made, and thus got turned into an ‘as the actress said to the bishop’ type of tag, but after that it goes downhill….