Islam Is The Light, And Poos Like A Real Baby
ARE you thinking it? People in Kansas are thinking it.
Very soon dolls the world over will be thinking it. “Islam is the light,” says the Fisher-Price Little Mommy Cuddle ‘n Coo.
Fisher-Price assures shoppers that the doll is a doll made of plastic and not a Muslim dwarf. Although, they too are among us…
Old Mr Anorak was once 2ft 6inches tall.
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October 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
oh well, it’s probably best not to go to kansas then it seems.
October 15th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
It’s all that clicking their heels together…
October 15th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
See the thing is… people in Kansas are nuts.
And proud of it it seems.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:19 am
What the dolly actually says is:
“Beware capitalist dogs of the west! We’re taking over global economy with our synthesised poly-hydrocarbons.”
Believe me, I speak fluent chinglish.
October 15th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Apparently if you hold it upside down, it tells you that ‘Paul is dead’. Maybe The Rutles had a hand it its design.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:56 am
Jihad that.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Disgruntled Fisher-Price Employee #1:”I’m gonna get me a gun and shoot everyone here tomorrow!”
Disgruntled Fisher-Price Employee #2;”Really? I’m going to reprogram 300,000 dolls so they say ‘Islam is the light’.”
Disgruntled Fisher-Price Employee #1;”Okay then, I won’t shoot you. I’d keep your head down anyway though, just in case. I’m a terrible shot.”
October 15th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Bloody Fisher Price! They’ve still not got back to Jo and I with the costings for the Clan Dolly Collection.
Apparently the Frilly Philly Dolly is going to be one Hell of a mould to make! And they think the bulging eyes are going to be a problem.
October 15th, 2008 at 2:55 am
It’s not saying Mama whatever it’s saying.
October 14th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Anorka, you did it again!
You left out the best bit; the doll also mumbles:
“Satan is king”
What sort of shoddy reporting omits all reference to the imminent arrival of the Rapture?
Anyone would think that you don’t want people to repent now, while they’ve still got the chance…