Mr Gay UK Sentenced For Noshing Lover

ANTHONY Morley is famous for two things: he is the first winner of Mr Gay UK; he is convicted of stabbing his lover, one Damian Oldfield, to death before cutting flesh off his thigh and cooking and eating it.

The current Mr Gay UK has a tough act to follow. The current holder of the Mr Gay UK title is Dino Gamecho, representing Pulse Bar in Cardiff. The event is sponsored by “prowler TV”.

Back in court, Judge James Stewart QC offers:

“Not only did you murder your victim by cutting his throat and stabbing him but you cut him up, cooked him and ate part of him. You have plumbed depths rarely encountered in our court.”

A grisly crime. So much for the beauty contest dreams of bringing about world peace and shagging a rugby player.

“Before this case I had associated cannibalism with eras long gone, with the tale of Robinson Crusoe. No longer.”

Cannibalism was all naked darkies and pink-skinned missionaries positioned in the big pot. If one postive can come out of this it is that white man be savage too, sah.

Robinson Crusoe was not gay, although he did live for many years just with his close male friend Friday…

Mr Gay UK Involed in Cannibalistic Murder

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