How Christian Terrorists Deal With Muslim Terrorists
ON Christian Forums, we learn how a Christan deals with a Muslim terrorist:
From now on if a terrorist kills himself by suicide bombing, or is otherwise killed in an attempt to hurt others we embalm their bodies in pig lard and wrapped in bacon.
Also, I was thinkinging, we could have airplane security guards carry squirtguns filled with pigs blood. Of course, it would have to have anti-coagulants in it, but it would rock because if some terrorist went crazy we could squirt them with pigs blood, and they couldn’t blow themselves up because they’d be unclean, and would have to go to a mosque and pray or something. Of course, then we’d catch them.
Also, if a terrorist is caught alive, we make them eat nothing but pork chops and work on a pig farm and play Porky the Pig cartoons in their cells all day. Their clothes and upholstery would be made of pigskin leather, and we’d give them pork rind potato chips. Every meal would include bacon bits. The carpeting in their cells would be boar’s fur rugs, and their beds would have Miss Piggy sheets, pillowcovers, and bed spreads.
Verily, I am a genius
And a virgin?
Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Strange But True, War On Terror Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
- Jess on Strictly Come Dancing’s Alesha Dixon Sparks I’m A Celebrity Race Row
- Wyvern on Bolivian Police And Maddie McCann Introduce The Worst Photo-Fits Ever
- yampster on X Factor: Jedward Go GAY, Win I’m A Celebrity And Hate Susan Boyle
- Nomadic View on Bolivian Police Release Video Of World’s Worst Photo-Fit Killers’ Capture
- June on The Chilcot Inquiry Into The Iraq War, In Pictures
October 24th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
How about using Holy Water? Of course it would have to come from a proper Holy Water dispenser. Now that would work wonders. A few I know swear by it that weird things going on in their homes have stopped etc etc. No scientific study though to prove either way but I would be really tempted to give it a go. A friend once said the war of Islam against the west is the War of the Devil on Christians. It will be the final war of Armeggadon. Even if its not let us just step back and count all the terrorists now causing inspired actions. I think over 99% are Islamists, peace be upon them.
October 24th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
do they embalm all the bits after they have collected them back together again?
October 24th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Nuke’emFromafar!
October 24th, 2008 at 2:33 am
How about just telling Muslims that anything less than the Universal Declaration of Human Rights is unacceptable?
October 24th, 2008 at 1:01 am
Question ? Answer - in exactly the same way - religion has an awful lot to answer for!!
October 24th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Goodnight to anybody lurking, sleep well.
October 24th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Careful there Chenier, The Catholic church might not like you
suggesting those teachings be actually followed and put into practice.
October 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Almost certainly.
Also apparently wholly ignorant of the teachings of Christ, which is a bit of a drawback in someone professing to be a Christian…