Strange News, Politics, Sport, and Celebrity on the Anorak
Splash News on Michael Jackson’s death - “It’s like the FA Cup final”
Baseball For Jesus And Jews In Hell
ANORAK’S look at religion making news.
FROM the Rapture Ready site:
Just last night after baseball practice, my 11yr old son and I were driving home when someone almost pulled out in front of us. It could have been a bad accident. After I blew my horn and mumbled to myself about how ignorant some people could be, my 11yr old said “Oh well….we would have just gotten to Heaven a little sooner. You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now.”
Strike one…
I just looked at him and smiled and said “You’re absolutely right son….and we are one day closer.” That’s something we say around the house frequently. “We’re one day closer to Heaven”. It’s true, and today would be fine with me.
Meanwhile in Autralian Baptist minister is speaking to his flockers:
A BAPTIST pastor has admitted telling Jewish leaders that Jews were “going to hell” and faced a fate “worse than the Holocaust” because they had not accepted Jesus as their saviour.
The apology:
Mr Harris said his comments were made in a private meeting “in my lounge room” and admitted using the word “holocaust” but said it was Biblical language.
“I explained that I love the Jewish people very much and that some awful times were coming for them but I did not wish that upon them at all.”
Amen.
Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
Comments
- Madeleine McCann: The Story In Pictures
- Michael Jackson Dies Without His Nose On
- The Most Bizarre X-Ray Pictures
- Asda Puts Cock Soup On Top Shelf: 28 Smuttiest Foods Ever
- Hayden Panettiere Presents The World's Best Misspelled Tattoos
- The Real Story Of How Michael Jackson Died
- Michael Jackson Presents More World’s Best Misspelled Tattoos
- The Best Communist Russia Album Covers
November 20th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
well he takes after his dad…
November 20th, 2008 at 11:05 am
You know how much I like baseball, Dad, but I am ready to go now.”
Well, dispatch the little god botherer now before he creates any more strife
November 20th, 2008 at 10:43 am
What genever? in the brown bottle? dreadful stuff
November 20th, 2008 at 10:41 am
I’ll have some of what Kanut’s having. Even though I suspect it is a concoction of PCP, Pop Rocks and Dutch gin - injected directly into the brain through the fontanelle.
[Oops, Hypnos has finally caught up with me after 28 hours on the run. Looks like I'll be gone until mid-afternoon at least. Ah, the joys of being a mostly nocturnal self-employed idiot savant who hasn't found his talent yet. zzzzzzzzzz]
November 20th, 2008 at 9:25 am
No, not Jewish, but still a nice girl ….
November 20th, 2008 at 9:00 am
June..I always thought you were Jewish…my mistake.
November 20th, 2008 at 8:58 am
Who needs hell when humans can do holocaust so well….even the Satan himself would not think of turning children into bars of soap…would he?
November 20th, 2008 at 3:19 am
WTF! Hasn’t anyone worked out that Jesus Christ, Christ Jesus is the Black Spirit, and White Soul of every man, women, and child on this Earth! I thought the Bible Synaestheis magnetic spectrum used in writing the Text’s would have got your brain’s on both side’s of your head activated, but it seem’s that someone’s taken the Human Piniel,Pinuel/Pineal gland out of the Oxford and Cambridge Dict’s in 1919, and now all the adult’s think that someone elese who look’s like Mohammed The prophet is to blame for their own infidelical incompetence to dig up their own Ba ba Blacksheep stuck in a shit pit, and Mary named a Neutrino Soul a little lamb on the back of my ol’ man’s Van!
November 19th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
When you put it like that, Magnetite, the rapture becomes a welcome prospect; thank you for that insight.
November 19th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I hope that when the rapture happens, I get time to say “thank f*ck they’re gone” before I am cast into hell. Even if I only manage to get out “thank f…” I’ll be ecstatic, and no amount of demons bumming me for all eternity with flaming, barbed members is going to take that blissful moment when all the self-satisfied vanish away from me.
November 19th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
It’s at times like this when I wonder whether these lunatics have ever even read the Bible.
Though the Babylon exhibition at the British Museum has some interesting stuff about it…
November 19th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Oh cheer up, we Pagans are going to ‘rot in hell for all eternity’….just one slight problem - we don’t have hell