Prosthetic Penis Drugs Cheats Jailed
GEORGE Wills and Robert Catalano are makers of a prosthetic penis.
No, not for pantomime heroes and Jonathan Ross, rather aides for helping men cheat on drugs tests.
Up before the Beak in Pittsburgh, the two have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy. They face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.
The Whizzinator was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.
Says the blurb:
“The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device”, it is the “undisputed leader in synthetic urine…
“The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!”
East German athletes - men and women - swear but it!
Posted: 25th, November 2008 | In: Strange But True Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 27th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I’ve had to Adblock that picture out. It was starting to frighten me. Anorak’s going to give me an internet cache that would make a hooker blush.
November 27th, 2008 at 11:53 am
We are all guilty; I must confess twas I who noted the article originally and assumed from the headline that women everywhere had been complaining about sub-standard whatever the plural of penis is…
November 26th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Where on earth did you get that picture from Anorak? Some years ago an ex and I tried to buy a rubber mini-skirt from an advert in the back of a (respectable, as far as that goes) newspaper so she could wear it on a punk-themed night out. It was a tenner. It never arrived, but a catalogue from the company did, and amongst the shudder-inducing products within its glossy pages were those things pictured. I’m pretty sure they were called Brummer pants. There’s a duplicate of the thing on the front *inside* the back of them too. Oh, how we laughed…and retched…and laughed…and retched.
Worse than that, and the only other thing that stuck in my swiss-cheese memory was something called ‘Tina’s Torso’ - which was exactly what you would imagine from a name like that - a limbless torso sex doll with a flat back. It looked like a madman’s bath pillow. Thanks for bring those memories flooding back. I think.