Hands On Deck: Inflatable Breasts Lost At Sea
READERS of Australia’s Ralph magazine hoping to get their hands on a pair of free breasts are forced to look elsewhere.
Over 130,000 inflatable breasts, valued at $200,000 have been lost at sea en route to Australia.
A spokeswoman for Ralph says the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
Says Ralph editor Santi Pintado:
“Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are. If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know.”
And if they are attached to Blue Peter junglist Nicola McLean, don’t pull on them too hard…
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December 2nd, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Maybe if I had a Y chromosome this would make more sense…
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
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