Faeces On A Plane: Man Attacks Cabin Crew With Shit

ANY more of this and they’ll hanving out laxitives and emetics five hours before boarding and checking your before and after weight:

Man Covered In Feces Attacks Flight Attendant

Passengers said the man left the plane’s bathroom covered in his own waste on the Dec. 26 flight.

The commuter jet had one flight attendant, who moved passengers forward to empty seats and kept the unkempt passenger in the back row.

Stacey, a passenger on the plane who requested her last name not be revealed, said the man attacked the flight attendant.

“I hear all of this ruckus and yelling,” she said. “I turned around and the poor flight attendant is on his back and the guy is, like, punching him.”

Stacey said other passengers came to the flight attendant’s aid.

“It’s almost like a scene out of a movie,” Stacey said.

Which film, Stacey does not say. Although it was most likely Dutch. And showing it on the flight was surely asking for trouble…

Spotter

Anorak

Posted: 3rd, January 2009 | In: Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink