Man Gets Penis Stuck In Colorado Ski Lift

TO Vail, Colorado, where a man has become entangled in a chair lift, and managed to expose his penis:

The January 2 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail’s Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift’s fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding.

Old Mr Anorak believes the exposure to be good for the circulation of blood and other bodily juices. He recalls the incident in Verbier 1974, when he had cause to relate his theories to the local officers following a difference of opinion with a Schools Abroad tour party from Birmingham.

Lesser men, though, might feel pained at having their penis exposed in such a fashion, and in such weather. Some may prefer it that the ski lift opened and they did plunge to their certain death.

But not Americans, who can always rely on a healthy pay out… 

Spotter 

Anorak

Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Photojournalism, Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink