Penis Pump Judge Sues For Benefits Package
IN the US, the Creek County Board of Trustees has ruled that when district judge Donald D. Thompson was convicted in 2006 for using a penis pump device under his judicial robes during four trials in 2002 and 2003, he “essentially violated his oath of office and was therefore not entitled to his retirement benefits”.
Prior to his conviction – he served a year in choky - Thompson was earning $7789 a month.
Thompson filed a petition claims the decision was “made in haste and a result of conjecture and innuendo and not supported by evidence.” As such, he requests that his benefits package be reinstated.
Thompson claimed the penis pump was a “gag gift” he never used.
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March 27th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Dairy, there is far more to the story than just the ‘whooshing’ sounds heard coming from his so-called “gag gift.” Interesting choice of word to describe his gift!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0121051judge1.html
March 27th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Send the man down…and up… and…
March 27th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
…”please be upstanding (!) for Judge Moaner Thompson….”
March 27th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
…the machine did, or he did….?
March 27th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
It has to be dull and boring at times sitting on the bench listening to cases all day long. He got caught ‘entertaining’ himself as the machine made too much noise.
March 27th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
..it’s been blown out of all proportion….
March 27th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
If you ask me, the Board’s decision really sucks
March 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
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