Ireland’s Most Romantic Man Arrested For Masturbating In Public

AIDAN Clifford is the most romantic man in Ireland. Aidan Clifford has admitted to masturbating as he followed women around Galway City.

What this says about the state of romance in Ireland will be subject or vigorous and frenzied mass debate.

When Northern Ireland-based publication, The Irish Wedding Journal, awarded Aidan Clifford the tiel of Ireland’s most romantic man, they were confident they had their man.

And their woman – Clifford’s partner Ellen Spence joined him in winning the title of Ireland’s Most Romantic Couple following a nationwide competition.

To the victors the title and the €46,000 first prize and a luxury Sandals honeymoon from, fnar, Tropical Places.

Last year, Galway District Court heard Clifford to following women around Galway City in his car while masturbating, on his days off from his Ballyvaughan job.

Sentencing in the case was delayed for one year by Judge Mary Fahy and is due to take place in Galway next Monday.

Mr Clifford works in Ballyvaughan. Speaking to The Clare People, one resident opines:

“My own grandchildren play down in Ballyvaughan all the time. It’s bad enough to think that this man [Clifford] is around, never mind putting him up on a pedestal like this.”

But if a man playing with himself on a plinth is a sign of moden romance, then who aare we to judge…

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Posted: 15th, May 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink