Tattooist Inks 56 Stars On Girl’s Sleeping Face
KIMBERLEY Vlaeminck, age 18, from Kortrijk is at the tattoo parlour in Belgium. She wants three stars on her face. Says she:
“I had asked fior three sparklers, but that crazy person put 56 on my face! See me sitting here now: I am ugly. Even mutilated!”
Problems began when the tattooist spoke only in French. Kimberley speaks Dutch and a little English.
Kimberly thinks she must have dozed off as her face was being injected with ink contained in a huge vibrating needle held by a foreigner.
Kimberly called the police and lodged her lament.
Kimberly should not worry. On a clear night you can see the moon in her eyes and Anorak’s in-house astrologer face says, “The time is right for love and adventure and Mercury’s influence means predicts you seeing stars for years to come…”
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Posted: 17th, June 2009 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 17th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
I am not real big on making a lot of new laws, but it sounds like one is needed here. How about this? “STAY FUCKING AWAKE OR NO TATTOO”.
June 17th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
it can be a painful process, particularly where there is less flesh covering a bone - so in my view the silly tart was either p*ssed or is lying through her teeth because she’s now been told off by her dad…..
even if there was no language communication at all, holding up 3 digits is usually a pretty safe way of indicating that 3 are required - 56 takes a bit more effort.
so in other words, if she really had requested only 3, it wouldn’t have caused a problem in communication….
June 17th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I thought it was a painful process, how could you sleep through that? Buyers remorse me thinks. Now she needs a lady with a laser.
June 16th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Maybe add a few stripes?
June 16th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I think that she will find there are only 55 stars….the one on the end of her nose is definately a blackhead.
June 16th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
The dozy bint slept through it up to the 56th star.
The tattoo artist could have sat on her face at any time.