Barack Obama Fundraiser Holds Up Petrol Station With A Potato

Barack Obama Fundraiser Holds Up Petrol Station With A Potato.

IN Jersey City, a man has held up a petrol station armed with a potato. A raw potato? Or a potato of a sort seen a a frundraising so for Barack Obama?

Stan Eason, a spokesman for the Jersey City Police Department, explains:

“In movies I’ve seen where they’ve used a potato on the end of a gun as a silencer.”

Adding:

“It’s pretty much ineffective as far as becoming a true silencer.”

The potato carries with it the threat of violence. True enough, the gun offers a more traditional threat, but the potato is unnerving.

What chances of catching the potato bandit?

The potato bandit is described as 30 to 35 years old, of strong build and a head covered in red dreadlocks.

The potato is described as having a bulbous nose, glasses, wingnut ears, blue boots and eyes that follow you round the room – literally…

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