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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

My Little Pony sex experiment ends in carnage

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My Little Pony fans are a curious bunch. If Pony fans are not at the Worst DJ Event Ever, they are proving the existence of Heaven, luring bullies, saluting Mandela, showing Greeks the way ahead, applying for jobs, starring in 50 Shades of Rainbow Dash, penning odd love letters and boiling Rainbow Dash in their sperm.

Presenting the Pony Cum Jar Project:

 

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Spotter: Horse News

 

 

 

Posted: 3rd, December 2014 | In: NSFW, Strange But True | Comment


Three Escorts In A Hot Tub Arrested In Row Over Who Earns The Most Money For Sex

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To South Carolina, where Spartanburg County Sheriff’s Office has arrested three men in a hot tub:
Deputies said they were called to a home in Boiling Springs at approximately 1:30am on Sunday. Austin Adams, 18, and Michael Gordon, 33, had earlier visited a Spartanburg nightclub together, where they met Douglas Tench, 21. Tench told a deputy that he had “come down from Charlotte to go to a gay club in Spartanburg.”

While at the club, deputies said Adams and Gordon invited Tench back to the home where Gordon is dog-sitting for the home’s owner. Deputies said both Adams and Tench reportedly worked as escorts. According to the incident report, Adams became violent while in the homeowner’s hot tub and began kicking and hitting Tench after an argument over who made more money as an escort. 

All three men wer taken away in handcuffs, which counts as an ‘optional extra’….

Posted: 2nd, December 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Nob The Builder: Sutton Handiman Filmed Masturbating In Client’s Home (Video)

Handimen beware: you are being observed.

A builder with Keepmoat has been captured on CCTV cameras masturbating in a client’s living room while they were at work. Before the bought of onanism, the builder works out with dumbells to get the blood pumping to his wrists.

The residents of the flat in a council-run block in Sutton installed CCTV to keep an eye on the workmen.

The tenants, called Mr A and Mrs B to protect their identity, claim workmen kept walking in and out of the house without signing in, and would leave their front door unlocked when they had finished work for the day. Mr A said: “I felt sick, physically sick. I was so angry. I felt violated to be honest. It was stomach-churning, horrifying, you name it. My wife felt the same, and couldn’t return to the flat for a long time…

“My wife went and stayed with her mum for over a week. We’ve nicknamed him Nob the Builder.”

Good to see you can laugh in the face of the horror. And showing the video the local press was surely therapeutic:

 

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Dover Man In ‘Smarties Hell’

It’s all kicking off in Dover:
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The story is a little less amusing than the sign: 120 packets of Smarties are missing:
A churchwarden is fuming after his car was stolen along with 120 packets of Smarties intended to help raise money for terminally ill children. The blue Vauxhall Zafira was stolen from Chris Tyler’s driveway in Dover in the early hours of the morning last Thursday. It was later found nearby.
Round up the usual suspects…

Posted: 1st, December 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


London House Comes With A Large Living Tree In The Bedroom

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One tenant living the dream of London life shared their home with a tree.

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Posted: 30th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Explore The Weird Ruins of Chernobyl Through the Eyes of a Drone (Video)

Marina Pappas, left, and Chrisa Livanos, both mothers of students who returned from Kiev, hold up T-shirts reading "Kiev Was A Blast 1986" at Kennedy International Airport in New York, May 3, 1986. Twenty high school students and 11 adults from Long Island, who came within 80 miles of the Soviet nuclear accident, returned home three days early. (AP Photo/Susan Ragan)

Marina Pappas, left, and Chrisa Livanos, both mothers of students who returned from Kiev, hold up T-shirts reading “Kiev Was A Blast 1986” at Kennedy International Airport in New York, May 3, 1986. Twenty high school students and 11 adults from Long Island, who came within 80 miles of the Soviet nuclear accident, returned home three days early. (AP Photo/Susan Ragan)

 

The drone flew over Pripyat, the abandoned Ukrainian city once home to the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant (where the weird sponges grow).

Danny Cooke’s Postcards from Pripyat, shows us the wasteland inside the scar.

 

 

More here.

Spotter: Popular Mechanics

Posted: 29th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Headline-orama: Passenger Asked To ‘Deplane When Her Emotional Support Pig Became Disruptive’

ABC has the headline of the year:

Airline: Passenger was asked to deplane after her emotional support pig became disruptive

 

 

Airline: Passenger was asked to deplane after her emotional support pig became disruptive:

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The story runs – and do we need one?

Jonathan Skolnik, a professor at the University of Massachusetts Amherst and a passenger on the flight, told ABC News today he thought the woman with the pig was carrying a duffel bag when she got on the plane and headed straight for the empty seat next to him.

“But it turns out it wasn’t a duffel bag. We could smell it and it was a pig on a leash,” he said. “She tethered it to the arm rest next to me and started to deal with her stuff, but the pig was walking back and forth.”

“I was terrified, because I was thinking I’m gonna be on the plane with the pig,” Snolnik added, saying he guesses the pig weighed between 50 and 70 pounds.

But the flight didn’t take off with the pig. The woman and the animal eventually deplaned.

American Airlines, the parent company of US Airways, confirmed to ABC News that a passenger brought the pig aboard as an emotional support animal. After the pig became disruptive, she was asked to leave, a spokesperson said.

You say ’emotional support pig’. She says ‘husband’…

 

 

Posted: 29th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


The Legal High In Your Spice Jar: Getting Stoned On Nutmeg

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Nutmeg is the legal high occupying Deborah Blum’s mind:

In the 1965 book, “The Autobiography of Malcolm X,” the activist describes purchasing it from inmates in a South Carolina prison, concealed in matchboxes, and stirring it into water. “A penny matchbox full of nutmeg had the kick of three or four reefers,” he wrote.

Toxicologists say that description is somewhat misleading, an overly romantic account of nutmeg’s generally unpleasant effects. It takes a fair amount of nutmeg — two tablespoons or more — before people start exhibiting symptoms. These can include an out-of-body sensation, but the most common are intense nausea, dizziness, extreme dry mouth, and a lingering slowdown of normal brain function. Dr. Gussow said nutmeg experimenters have compared it to a two-day hangover.

“People have told me that it feels like you are encased in mud,” said Dr. Edward Boyer, professor of emergency medicine and chief of the division of medical toxicology at the University of Massachusetts Medical School. “You’re not exactly comatose, but you feel really sluggish. And your remembrance of events during this time period is incomplete at best.”

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Posted: 28th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Filmed His Ex-Girlfriend’s Chickens In The Shower: Is Nothing Safe?

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The Montana court calls Terrill Frank Stoltz, 41. His ex-lover says he’s been filming her in the shower:

He sent her a text stating that “he had installed the camera the previous day to watch chickens he was cleaning in the bathtub and forgot to remove it.”

Chickens in the shower. The dirty sod. Is nothing safe?

 

Posted: 28th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Megan Fox Says Transformers And All Evolution Is A Lie In A Videosaurus Special

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Megan Fox is the Christian in Chicago’s Field Museum of Natural History. She is there to “audit” the venue for signs of “liberal bias”.

She is not the Megan Fox who stars in the Transformers movies. This Megan Fox knows that film is a lie. A car is a car. A robot is a robot. The two just do not mix.

This Megan Fox likes to talk about Megan Fox in the third person, as she says to video:

 “In November 2014, Megan Fox toured the Field Museum’s ‘Evolving Earth’ exhibit to audit it for bias. She found many examples of inconsistencies and the Field Museum’s insistence that people support opinion as fact without proof. The Field Museum pushes certain theories as if they are absolute proven law when that is not how the scientific method works.”

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Posted: 27th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Phuc Kieu: ‘I Was Framed!’ And he WAS!

Phuc Kieu was framed! Jeremy Michell Foster made it iup. Phuc Kieu is innocent! Phuc Phew!

 

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Posted: 27th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Man Kept Stoat As Sex Slave: Is Nothing Safe?

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In this wek’s episode of Is Nothing Safe? we turn to the Sunday Sport’s story of the man who kept a stoat as a sex slave:

A PENSIONER pervert who kept a live STOAT for his “warped sexual gratification” has narrowly escaped jail.

Benjamin Wakeman, 86, pleased guilty to three charges under the Wildlife and Countryside Act and two under the Sexual Offences Act when he appeared before magistrates.

The court was told that his crimes were uncovered when he drunkenly boasted of his “stoat girlfriend” after boozing at a pub near the caravan where he lives in Peterlee, Co Durham.

An off-duty volunteer from a wildlife sanctuary overheard Wakeman’s boast and alerted authorities said Dennis Smith, prosecuting.

Nature chiefs launched surveillance on Wakeman’s home and after gathering conclusive evidence of stoat abuse they arrested the former forester.

As Wakeman pleaded guilty to the charge, full details of his stoat sex were not read in court, although Sunday Sport understands the acts involved greases and his elderly arse.

Magistrate Dorothy Forster said, “In 20 years on the Bench I have never come across a case like this and, quite frankly I hope I never do again. You are a dirty old man who used an innocent stoat for your warped sexual gratification. In no small measure your actions were motivated by loneliness and liquor, so I take that into consideration when sentencing.”

Is Nothing Safe?

Posted: 27th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


Humberside Police Relase CCTV Of The Arse Of A Man Wanted In Connection With A Burglary

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Do you know this man?

Humberside Police are appealing for witnesses and releasing the of a man they want to speak to in connection with a burglary at the Oasis service station in Long Riston which took place between 3.00am and 3.15am on Monday 3 November 2014.

Spotter

 

Posted: 27th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


YouGov Want To Know What Would Jesus Do? Help Him Decide

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What would Jesus do?

Is Jesus uncertain? Does he needs your help. Jesus, or has one of his people has commissioned a YouGov poll?

 

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Ot6er qursiosn to consdier:

* Should Jesus turn water into wine or beer?

* Would you drink water Jesus has walked on?

* Did Atos declare Lazarus fit for work before Jesus ‘woke him’?

Spotter: @christinamartin

Posted: 26th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Epic Adverts: For A Free Meal This Man Will Ruin Your Thanksgiving Dinner

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For a small fee this man will enliven your Thanksgiving Dinner.

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Posted: 26th, November 2014 | In: Reviews, Strange But True | Comment


Rob ‘Not A Nutter’ Of Blackheath Is ‘Desperately seeking Suzy’ With Lampost Posters

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A mysterious man, who insists he isn’t a nutter, has left notices around Blackheath in south east London seeking to trace a woman he was talking to“before the police turned up”. 

Are you Suzy? Ddo you know Suzy, like Rob’s knows Suzy?

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Posted: 26th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Nominative Determinism: Mr Phuc Kieu Arrested For Sex Crimes

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Nominative determinism of the day is Florida resident Phuc Kieu, 58.

Mr Phuc Kieu was watching gay pornography on a portable DVD player in his Honda Civic on Sunday afternoon. It is alleged he pulled a male passer-by into the vehicle, straddled the 21-year-old and attempted to rip his clothes off.

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Posted: 26th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


That Headache Might Be A 4-inch Tapeworm Or 8 Maggots Eating Your Brain

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That headache might not be a fatal, after all. It could be a 4-inch tapeworm living inside your skull.

Like the 4-inch tapeworm removed from the head of a 50-year-old British man. The 4-inch tapeworm spent four years moving from one side of the man’s brain to the other. It lived by absorbing nutrients.  The tapeworm, you see, has no mouth.

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Posted: 25th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


School Bans Trip To Nutcracker Baller Over Jesus Tree Fears

The Butler Elementary School field trip to see the ballet is back on. Sorry, kids. The Belmont, Massachusetts, school’s PTA has reversed its decision to cancel The Nutcracker becasue the production featured a Christmas Tree.

PTA Co-President Barbara Bulfoni explains:

“In the past years there were parents complaints as The Nutcracker has a religious content. I think we clarified with the parents.”

 

So, kids you get to see the show. The alternative trip to see Nativity 3: Hey Dude Where’s My Donkey is off. But you can always go and see that in your free time…

7News Boston WHDH-TV

Posted: 25th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)


I Can Pee A Rainbow: The Colours Of Urine Explained

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What colour is your urine?

Take a look at the picture of colourful urines from the Tacoma General Hospital in Tacoma, Wash. Heather West, the laboratory scientist who took the image, tells Live Science:

“My picture was intended to illustrate both the incredible and unexpected things the human body is capable of, the curiosity in science, and also the beauty that can be found in unexpected places. A mix between art and science.”

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Posted: 22nd, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Taco Bell Drive-Through Refuses To Serve Cyclists

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TO, New Smyrna Beach, Florida, where the Taco Bell Drive Thru waiters have refused to serve  man on a bicycle. Gabriel Harris, 33, wants to eat:

Police found Harris on a bicycle by the menu speaker. Aron Tobler, the employee, said he refused service to Harris and Sarah Haliburton because “they placed an order on bicycles” in the drive through window.

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Posted: 21st, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Women Slept With Dead Mother For Five Years

To Germany, where for five years a 55-year-old German woman has been sleeping beside her dead mother.

 The Local:

When the daughter wouldn’t open the door, he called the police. They and the fire service were able to get the door open and discovered the body inside in a double bed which the daughter had been sharing.

The daughter later admitted during questioning that her mother had died during March of 2009. She has been sent to a psychiatric institution.

An autopsy produced no evidence of foul play in the mother’s death.

You do kind of wonder if any harm has been done? It’s grim but, then, so is being institutionalised…

Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Pensioner Collected Hundreds Of ‘Borrowed’ Bicycles In His Apartment

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EVEYONE needs a hobby:

A man in his seventies has been arrested after police found more than a hundred bicycles in his apartment in Vadstena in central Sweden. Police in the area say they discovered a hundred and one cycles in the elderly man’s two room apartment, with ten others located in a storage room… “He said he found the bikes at various locations in the country and cycled home with them”…

Cheaper than the gym…

Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Cambridge Man Arrested For Threatening Tesco Staff With Picture Of A Gun

TO the Tesco Extra store in Bar Hill, Cambridge:

Officers were called to the giant supermarket after staff told operators in the force control room that a man was threatening to kill them and showing them an image of a firearm. Police were called by staff at 1.30am on November 12.

Draw!

Cambridgeshire police then dispatched officers to the store where they arrested a man on suspicion of making threats to kill.

Approach the cashier with extreme caution:

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Posted: 20th, November 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment