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Robert Burt Poses In The World’s Greatest Mug Shot

mug mug t shirt Robert Burt Poses In The Worlds Greatest Mug Shot

 

TO Maine, where 19-year-old Robert Burt has been arrested in June for operating under the influence and driving without a licence. Police took his mug shot.

His crime warranted a custodial sentence. It would begin on August 8.

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Posted: 20th, August 2014 | In: News, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mug Shot: Woman Really Enjoyed Breaking Father-in-Law’s Windows

brick tosser Mug Shot: Woman Really Enjoyed Breaking Father in Laws Windows
TO Maryland, where Michelle Waro, 43, has been arrsted for tossing brock through her father-in-law’s windows.
She told the arresting oficer,  “This was fun and they are a bunch of bitches.” 
But was it worth it? Was it?

Posted: 14th, August 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Killed By Anal Vibrator

 Man Killed By Anal Vibrator

 

THIS must be a rather sad way to go, death by anally inserted vibrator. Sad though the death itself is it does provide a rather wonderful story about living conditions in some parts of this Dear Country of ours.

The Mail gives us the news:

A jobless man died after a vibrator became lodged in his body and was too embarrassed to see a doctor, an inquest has heard.

Now OK sex games can go wrong and clearly this is one of those cases. There’s stories that at least one Pope (and we’re certain of this about several Cardinals) died getting jiggy with his mistress and there are repeated stories from A&E departments about people turning up with odd things, root vegetables perhaps, stuck in odd orifices. The usual preferred explanation seems to be that they were just peeling potatoes while nude and fell over…..

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Posted: 13th, August 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Statue Of Jesus Christ Grows Human Teeth

human teeth Statue Of Jesus Christ Grows Human Teeth

THE 18th Century Mexican statue of Jesus Christ is kitted out with human teeth. Did they grow? Is the statue posssed? It is real human being dipped in a plastic resin? CNet reports:

It used to be common for western churches to hold onto human remains: bits of teeth and bone and hair and skin purported to be saintly relics, sometimes holy treasures kept and revered — and sometimes the objects of the fraudulent relic trade.

A new discovery in Mexico, however, is a first for human remains in a church: a statue of Christ has been discovered to have teeth — not teeth carved from animal bone or horn — but actual human teeth.

The 18th century Lord of Patience statue in the parish of San Bartolo Cuautlalpan — known for its gruesome blood and open wounds — was about to undergo restoration at the National School of Restoration, Conservation and Museology. In preparation for the restoration, the team X-rayed the statue, to find eight adult human teeth adorning its mouth.

“It is common that the sculptures have teeth, but they are usually made of wood or bone carved individually or as a plate, but in this case has eight teeth of an adult,” said team leader and school director Fanny Unikel in a museum video. “The teeth were probably donated as a token of gratitude. It’s the first time human teeth have been found in a sculpture.”

Sure. Donating your teeth to Jesus is what he would have wanted. Pick up a donor card at your local statue-orium.

- See more at: http://disinfo.com/2014/08/18th-century-mexican-statue-christ-found-human-teeth/#sthash.DNYx2L6I.dpuf

Posted: 13th, August 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Scots Woman Attacks Plane Crew With False Leg As Passengers Sing Hokey Cokey

 Scots Woman Attacks Plane Crew With False Leg As Passengers Sing Hokey Cokey

YOU put your right leg in…

A FLIGHT between Tunisia and Scotland had to be diverted after a drunk passenger attacked cabin crew with her prosthetic leg.

The woman demanded “cigarettes and a parachute” and became aggressive when staff asked her to calm down.

Holidaymaker John Smith, from Falkirk, said the woman slapped a young girl in a neighbouring seat before unfastening her leg and swinging it at flight attendants.

The crew managed to put her in handcuffs while the pilot of Thomson flight 297 from Enfidha to Edinburgh made an emergency landing at Gatwick.

The woman was escorted from the plane by police, as passengers broke into a rendition of the hokey cokey.

You put your whole self out…

Posted: 12th, August 2014 | In: News, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


McDonald’s Terminates Worker Who Put Free Swastika In Woman’s Chicken Sandwich

nazi chicken McDonalds Terminates Worker Who Put Free Swastika In Womans Chicken Sandwich

 

LUCKY Charleigh Matice found a Swastika in  her McDonald’s chicken sandwich, bought at a brand in Morehead City, North Carolina.

Eat yer heart out, Hamburglar. This is the surprise gift that will get the kids flocking to the store.

But Charleigh was upset by the free extra. She says her grandfather fought for the Allies World War II. It’s not what he would have wanted.

McDonald’s is swift to punish:

“We are very sorry for the service that our customers received, and to be clear we have terminated the employee who was involved. We do not tolerate that kind of behavior at McDonald’s, and it’s not what we stand for personally as owners. It is about providing the best level of service and care to our customers, and anything less than that is unacceptable to us.”

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Posted: 12th, August 2014 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


E-Fit Of The Day: Essex Police Seek Man With Unforgettable Hair

efit E Fit Of The Day: Essex Police Seek Man With Unforgettable Hair

 

E-fit of the day: A 19-year-old man has been arrested after a 56-year-old man suffered “potentially life-changing” injuries when a noxious chemical was thrown over him on Bramble Road in Witham, Essex, on Friday.

Essex Police said the e-fit demonstrated a “strong likeness” to one of the two attackers

Spoter: BBC

 

Posted: 11th, August 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is Nothing Safe: Man Arrested For Sex With Woman’s Driveway

driveway sex Is Nothing Safe: Man Arrested For Sex With Womans Driveway

IS Nothing Safe?

A man in Texas has been arrested and accused of humping a woman’s driveway.  David Micheal Gray, 41, has been charged with public lewdness. Court documents state that on Tuesday evening a woman pulled into the driveway of her Harris County home when Gray walked up to her and asked her for a lighter.

She told him she didn’t have one and he walked away. After she went in her house, she told police she saw Gray “thrusting and humping” her driveway.

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Posted: 10th, August 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless Nun Missing In Nottinghamshire

nun Topless Nun Missing In Nottinghamshire

 

HAVE you seen The “Cupcake, Vicar?” scarecrow, or “Sister Mary”, winner of the second prize in the Caythorpe, , screcrow contest?

Julia Cons’ creation is missing, presumed stolen. Says Julia:

“I couldn’t believe somebody has stolen her but I’m trying to keep some perspective on it. She’s been a bit of entertainment in the village and they [the culprits] have spoilt that and ruined it for other people.”

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Posted: 10th, August 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Look At The 232 Teeth Medics Pulled From A Teenager’s Mouth

teeth Look At The 232 Teeth Medics Pulled From A Teenagers Mouth

 

ON the bright side, Ashik Gavai, 17, from Buldhana, India, has no ambition to be a reality TV star or song-contest judge? Had he wanted those showbiz dreams, cosmetic dentists at LA’s Nip ‘n’ Tuck surgeries would have been bleaching each of his 232 extra teeth, not pulling them out.

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Posted: 25th, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


You’ll Never Believe How Much Booty A Prison Visitor Stored Up His Anus

anus Youll Never Believe How Much Booty A  Prison Visitor Stored Up His Anus

To Brazil,where  35-year-old André Silva de Jesus has been found in possession of contraband. Following a search at a prison in Ribeirao das Neves, Greater Belo Horizonte, Brazil, Silva was found with a variety of household goods stashed up his bum:

2 mobile phones, two batteries, pliers, two drills, eight pieces of a hacksaw, five nails and three Sim cards.

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Posted: 25th, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bride Ties Month-Old Baby To Dress And Drags Her Down the Aisle To Please Jesus

baby Bride Ties Month Old Baby To Dress And Drags Her Down the Aisle To Please Jesus

 

THE bride explains why she tied her young baby to her wedding dress:

“Our 1 month old was awake and well secured on my train. Most important while yall got ya feelings in us we had our hearts in Christ which covers all!! So keep ya mouths running for it was just that Exclusive and Epic enough we made top blog way from small town Ripley, TN and the social media doing what they do, TALK!!!!”

What with the cost of child minding, it’s what Jesus wanted…

Posted: 20th, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman Fails Driving Test 110 Times

12030969 Woman Fails Driving Test 110 Times

 

…AND she’s not even got to the practical part yet, where what she’s been told is 6 inches causes problems. This is really quite amazing, this lady has managed to fail the driving theory test 110 times:

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Posted: 14th, July 2014 | In: Cars, Money, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman Finds ‘God’ Miracle In Her Curls

godhair Woman Finds God Miracle In Her Curls

 

 

KRISTIN Kissee, a cancer survivor, saw ‘God’ in hair. Says the Missouri woman who saw the word ‘GOD’ in her forelocks:

“I was feeling overwhelmed having to adjust to life with a newborn and a 3-year-old with autism, along with the anticipation of my latest scan results…so I prayed for strength and peace. I was overcome with feelings of joy and serenity. I cried. God answered my prayers.”

Patheos spots something else:

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Posted: 13th, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Flippers And Faps: The Dark Side of Dolphins

Flippers and faps: the dark side of dolphins

 

THINK of dolphins and you might think of Fred Neil’s beautiful, poignant song of that name, performed here, in one of his many versions, by the late Tim Buckley…

 

 

Or – if you are of a certain age – you might be transported with warm fuzzy memories of Porter Ricks and his marine mammalian mate Flipper: ‘No-one you see is smarter than he…’

 

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Posted: 12th, July 2014 | In: Key Posts, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


This Is The World’s Fluffiest Rabbit

THE World’s fluffiest rabbit is owned by Betty Chu:

 

 

rabbit This Is The Worlds Fluffiest Rabbit

 

 

Spotter: BB

Posted: 8th, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch What A Drop Of Viper Venom Does To Human Blood

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EVER wonder what snake’s venom does to human blood?

It’s estimated that snakes bite around 5.5 million people every year, leading to 400,000 amputations, and up to 125,000 deaths.

India suffers more than any other nation. The country is home to the wold’s largest venemous snake, the terrifying King Cobra. Gowing up to 18-feet, this snake contsins enough venoms to kill 20 people. But it rarely does. It lives in dense jungle and forest, where people rarely visit.

More prolific are the Indian cobra  (Naja naja),  saw scaled viper (Echis carinatus) and common krait (Bungarus caeruleus) and Daboia russeliiviper (Russell’s Viper). They live around humans, eating the rats that feast on waste.

Most people are bitten when they step on a snake. Poor lighting and a lack of shoes make for a dangerous environment in snake territory.

So. Want to see what a drop of Russell’s Viper vemon does to human blood:

 

 

 

Photo – revenge: U.S. Marine Sgt. Joseph Riley of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, bites a snake’s tale after sucking snake blood during a jungle survival training at the 2009 Cobra Gold military exercise in Chonburi province, southeastern Thailand Saturday, Feb. 14, 2009. The two-week annual joint exercise involving nearly 12,000 soldiers from Thailand, the United States, Singapore, Japan, and Indonesia, taking part in land, sea and air drill, is considered the largest military operations in the Southeast Asia region. (AP Photo/Apichart Weerawong)

 

Posted: 5th, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Other Parents: Dad Left 11-year-old Daughter Home Alone With Loaded Gun While He Got Head Tattoo

dad tattoo head Other Parents: Dad Left 11 year old Daughter Home Alone With Loaded Gun While He Got Head Tattoo

 

OTHER Parents presents John Ruiz, 41, who left his 11-year-old daughter home alone with a loaded weapon while he nipped out to get a head tattoo.

Some one spotted the child with the pistol as she leaned out of a window at the family’s home in northeast Albuquerque. They called the police, who arrested dad.

Ruiz said he leaves the loaded pistol with th echild in case anyone breaks in while he’s out. It’s a foolproof plan. But in case she thinks about walking about outside with the loaded gun, he issues her with strict instructions not to. But she has disobeyed him in the past. Kids, eh. What can you do?

Police duly charge Ruiz with endangering a child’s life or health. The girl is still in his custody and the Children, Youth and Families Department is investigating the case.

As for the ink, we can’t read the tattoo on his head, but it’s most likely a reference to his nickname: DICK.

Posted: 4th, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hessy Taft: The Perfect Nazi Baby Was Actually A Jew

Hessy Taft Hessy Taft: The Perfect Nazi Baby Was Actually A Jew

 

THIS is the most lovely story about a prank that was played upon the Nazis back in the 1930s. They had a countrywide competition to find which baby was the most perfect example of the Aryan race, you know, those with the right blood that were going to inherit the continent. All a bit creepy of course but then that’s the sort of thing that they used to do.

So, they have this competition and Goebbels himself picked out the final winner. Who was, in fact, a Jew, although no one told anyone that at the time. Fortunately she survived the war and the Holocaust and has now been able to reveal all to the world:

When Hessy Taft was six months old, she was a poster child for the Nazis. Her photograph was chosen as the image of the ideal Aryan baby, and distributed in party propaganda. But what the Nazis didn’t know was that their perfect baby was really Jewish.

“I can laugh about it now,” the 80-year-old Professor Taft told Germany’s Bild newspaper in an interview. “But if the Nazis had known who I really was, I wouldn’t be alive.”

Prof Taft recently presented the Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial in Israel with a Nazi magazine featuring her baby photograph on the front cover, and told the story of how she became an unlikely poster child for the Third Reich.

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Posted: 2nd, July 2014 | In: News, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Swedish Man Enjoys Cold Comfort Of Having 63 Names

idiot Swedish Man Enjoys Cold Comfort Of Having 63 Names

 

SAY, hello to Kim-Jong Sexy Glorious Beast Divine Dick Father Lovely Iron Man Even Unique Poh Un Winn Charlie Ghora Khaos Mehan Hansa Kimmy Humbero Uno Master Over Dance Shake Bouti Bepop Rocksteady Shredder Kung Ulf Road House Gilgamesh Flap Guy Theo Arse Hole Im Yoda Funky Boy Slam Duck Chuck Jorma Jukka Pekka Ryan Super Air Ooy Rusell Salvador Alfons Molgan Akta Papa Long Nameh.

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Posted: 2nd, July 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Arrested For Using ‘Non-Disney Words’

CRIME REPORT: Blotter: The police log of Stow police in Massachusettsrecords teh arrest of a man for using ‘Non Disney words”:

 

non disney words Man Arrested For Using Non Disney Words

 

 

Good old, Diseny. Here’s the wholesome story of Mickey Mouse selling amphetamines. The murderous swine

Posted: 30th, June 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Illionois Journalism School Misspelled Own Name On Diplomas

GRADUATES of Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism, Media, Integrated Marketing Communications, received this certificate from the fabled Illinois school:
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Did you notice the missing ‘n’ in “ITEGRATED”?
If you did, you’re overqualified for a career in journalism.

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Posted: 26th, June 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


22 Firefighters Perform C-Section On Man Stuck Inside Huge Vagina

big vagina Fernando de la Jara 22 Firefighters Perform C Section On Man Stuck Inside Huge Vagina

FOR one American student, the huge marble vulva at Germany’s University Institute of Microbiology was an invitation not to be passed up.

vagina man 22 Firefighters Perform C Section On Man Stuck Inside Huge Vagina

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Posted: 23rd, June 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


World’s Ugliest Dog 2014 Might Be Cheating

 Worlds Ugliest Dog 2014 Might Be Cheating

 

 

IS it cheating that the 2014 World’s Ugliest Dog winner is not as nature intended? Peanut beat 24 other dogs to take top honours at the show in Petaluma, California. Peanut is a rescue dog with wounds from severe burns. His eyelids, lips and hair were seared off.

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Posted: 22nd, June 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Terrifying Quiz From 1987 Evangelical Book ‘How to Raise ‘Purfect’ Kids’

IN 1987, John Ray Bohlen taught parents how to raise children in his guide How to Raise ‘Purfect’ Kids. You can read more of his wisdom on the Great Commission Ministries Website.

He writes:

In this day when juvenile delinquency is rampant and broken homes are rife, here is a safe, sure, and sane —– guaruntee from God!!! Here are practical Kingdom principles on how to raise perfect children written by a couple who did!!!

In these pages, meet Joey, Kari, Dawn Joy, and Josh. They are fun loving, people loving and God loving! They are obediant, but creative; righteous but not religious; rrespectful, but not restrained.

John has yet to write a book on spelling, but he is massively popular (it says here):

John Bohlen is a person of unquestioned integrity who has dedicated his life to the fulfillment of the Great Commission. John’s message about “The King’s Greatest Secret” has blessed many throughout the United States, and his books are in great demand in Africa as well as in the United States.

 

Does it work? Well, look at his kids:

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Spotter: Christian Nightmares

 

Posted: 22nd, June 2014 | In: Books, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0