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Weird, offbeat and bizarre news from around the world. Funny, strange & odd news stories that make you wince, laugh and fear for humanity.

Waitress Invites Sword-Wielding Tacon Thief To Meet Her Boss

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IN Bexar County, San Antonio, Adam Benjamin Kramer has wandered into the Alondras De Jalisco restaurant. He orders six tacos.

The waitress asks him for money. He refusea to pay. He, as the police reports states, pulls a large sword from a black sheath on his waist.

And what does the waitress do? She invites him to talk to the owner.

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Posted: 11th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Sick Of Shopping With Girlfriend Kills Himself at Mall

TAO Hsiao, 38, was with his girlfriend at a shopping mall in Xuzhou, Jiangsu, China. Five hours into the shop he wanted to leave. An eyewitness says: “He told her she already had enough shoes, more shoes that she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more. She started shouting at him accusing him of being a skinflint and of spoiling Christmas, it was a really heated argument.”

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Posted: 10th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Wife Bites Off Husband’s Testicles

TO Córdoba, Spain, where the local lovely has been arrested for beating up her soon-to-be ex-husband and biting off bis testicles.
At Córdoba’s Criminal Court, the prosecutor says: “She tried to stick her fingers in his eyes and kicked him in the head, chest and back. She then smashed him over head with an ashtray. Then she put a rope round his neck, tightened it sharply and bit his ears and testicles. She then ripped out several prosthetic teeth from the man’s mouth.”

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Posted: 9th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Asked For Directions Discovers Shot Glass Up His Anus

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HOW did a shot glass come to be embedded inside Mr Liu’s bum?

He says he was walking in the city of Deyang, China. Three people in a van stopped and asked him for directions. He then lost consciousness. When he awoke he was kneeling behind the van.

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Posted: 9th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dog Took Human Along To Burglary

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THE story from Melbourne, Florida, is that the thief took a little black dog with her during a burglary last week. Brevard County police says the woman took a dog with her during the break-in:

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Posted: 9th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Buttocks Are The New Shoulders

SITTING on shoulders is soooo yesterday:

 

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This is how they used to do it on the olden days…

 

Posted: 9th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kenyan Man Faces Goat In Court

 

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HATS off to the Kenyans for forcing Katana Kitsao Gona, 28, to face the victim of his sex crime in court. He was caught assaulting the victim he’d tied up.  Across the court, the goat looked at Gona. And Gona knew he had wronged it.

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Posted: 8th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Finds Jesus In Block Of Wood

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WHEN Robert Hamilton spotted this mark in the wood at at home in Evergreen, Colorado, he recognised the image at once. It was…
a) Lemmy
B) A Hairy Biker
C) King Charles II

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Posted: 8th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Freddy Is The World’s Greatest Grape Tosser Into A Belgian’s Open Mouth

ANORAK loves a world record, the more specious the better. So, we like Joris (George) Goens, 53, the town-crier of Furnes, breaking the world record for ‘grape catching with the mouth in three minutes’. He caught 223 grapes. That he chose to make his record attempt on Belgium’s Got Talent is all the better.

 

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Posted: 8th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


East Sussex Breeding Sloths Are Both Males

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THE sloths at Drusillas Park , Alfriston, East Sussex, have yet to breed. Sofia and male Tupee were introduced in 2011. And still nothing. What could be wrong? Well, it turns out that Sophia is male.

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Posted: 7th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Waved Exposed Chopper Like A Helicopter

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TO Indianapolis , where Shawn Harvell, 34, who is said to have menaced two women  by exposing his ‘chopper’ and “swinging it about in a rotary helicopter motion”.  He also held a gun.

Harvell told police he and the women were discussing a”financial dispute”. They said they’d never seen him before.

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Posted: 7th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigerian Prostitute Kills With Her ‘Poisoned Minge’

TO Nigeria, where ‘Victim Six has been Killed by Hooker’s Poisoned Minge”:

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Posted: 6th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nottingham Man Buys Photo Of XBox One For £450

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WHEN Peter Clatworthy saw a photo of anXBox One console on eBay, he wanted it. He handed over £450 plug £8 packaging.  The 19-year-old student, of Bilborough, Nottingham, wanted the device for his four-year-old son, McKenzie. But he got exactly what he clicked on: a picture of an XBox One.

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Posted: 6th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True, Technology, The Consumer | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Council Snatched Pet Dogs As Owner Sat On The Toilet

 

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“I WAS running and thought `oh my goodness’ I really need the toilet’,”said Patricia Abel, a 28-year-old out for a job on the Darwin foreshore. “I’ve been unwell and had a funny tummy, probably because of changing water, so I was quite desperate to get to a toilet and it could not wait until I got home. I’d jogged past the last public park toilet and it was a few hundred metres back, so rather than take Pepper all the way back with me I tied her to a bollard thinking she would be fine for a few minutes. I just thought I wouldn’t be able to make it in time if I had to drag Pepper all the way back to the toilet with me. By the time I got back she was gone.’

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Posted: 6th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Penguin Ate My Camera

Posted: 5th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True, Technology | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Goblin Found In Prophet’s Satchel

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TO  Harare, Zimbabwe, where prophet Honest Mafa, 24, of Budiriro high-density suburb has been pulled over by police.

A search of Mafa’s satchel revealed an item “suspected to be a goblin. According to eyewitnesses, the creature had a human like physical appearance wearing a small red dress with artificial hair.”

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Posted: 4th, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Newport Man Gets Toilet Roll Holder Stuck Up His Bum

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TO Newport, South Wales, where a man has got a toilet roll holder stuck up his bottom.

He calls the fire brigade.

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Posted: 3rd, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Stabs Fellow Diner In Row Over Table Settings

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IN a scene that could be from Downton Abbey After Dark, Edward William Bright of the Richland County, South Carolina Bright, and another man are debating the crockery.

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Posted: 3rd, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Animals Stuck In Patio Furniture: The Cow In The Chair

ANIMALS In Patio Furniture Watch: The Australian cow with its head stuck in a plastic chair. It’s apparent that patio furniture is not well designed for cattle.
Birds get entire houses made for them. But cows are ignored. It might be racist. At best it’s thoughtless. 
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More animals here and here. And humans with their heads stuck in things are here and here.

Posted: 2nd, December 2013 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man Arrested For Giving Away $1000

TO Minnesota, where the rain is made of currency. Serge Vorobyov has emptied $1,000 over the Mall of America in Bloomington. Vorobyov just wants to do something nice for people. And then the mall security staff arrested him.

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Posted: 2nd, December 2013 | In: Money, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chap Does To Banks What They Do To You

NICELY done:

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Posted: 30th, November 2013 | In: Money, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0