IS nothing safe? Stephen Thresh’s porn library featured images of women having sex with – get this- horses, dogs, a snake, a tiger and…an elephant!
At Hull Crown Court, Thresh admitted to possessing extreme pornographic images.
But the really odd thing is how he was captured. The Mirror says he downloaded the following message:
“Law enforcement authorities are have been informed.”
HOW well do you know your area? Can you find your own way home?
When Jian Tsui left the pub in Xinqiao village in Wenzhou at Zhejiang province in eastern China, he headed back to his domicile. He was on foot. What happened next, we’ll let him tell you:
“It was very early in the morning and it was also a cold so I decided just to take a shortcut. But I got stuck and realised I was going nowhere – so I tried to go back but then I realised that I couldn’t go back either. I tried calling for help but I couldn’t even breathe in properly so that I could shout.”
ONE of the worst things to happen to teaching is the film Dead Poet’s Society. They’ve all watched it and tried to work out how to be groovily different and engage their classes in a way that is authoritative and pally. They want to reach out to the children and connect with them in original, kooky ways and obviously, this thinking can bite them on their tweed arses.
MR Body Art, nee Matt Whelan, is Britain’s Most Tattooed Man. The 33-year-old’s first tattoo was a bulldog, something he got at the age of 16. He says:
“People who do what I do treat their body like a temple.”
(You should see the graffiti!)
“Like Christians have Jesus, we have our bodies. When I die I want to leave my body to a museum. Someone in Canada has already asked to use my skull as a paint pot.”
BACK to Work Monday, introduced by the chap who wanted to get off the train but found himself swallowed up. If this werea SouthWest train (UK), the ticket inspector would have charged him an excess fare:
“IT’S the oddest thing I’ve ever seen in 20-plus years of law enforcement. I’ve seen horns on foreheads and stars on necks, but I’ve never seen a skull on a face. I can’t explain it. It’s just odd.”
So says Capt. Mike Dixon of the Madison County Sheriff’s Department of Adam G. Roberts, 24, of Godfrey, Illinois. Roberts has been charged with burglary. Police warn that if you bought items from him – such as a compact refrigerator, paintings, an antique chest of drawers, an oval mirror and a sewing machine – they might well be stolen.
TO the hospital,where @Grawly is telling the world about his ordeal: he has vibrator stuck inside his anus.
“Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can’t get it out?”
WHERE is the best place to hide a gun? If you’re the woman from Ada, Oklahoma, then you would’ve thought the best place to secrete a firearm would be inside your body.
Inside your vagina.
“We’re looking for an individual who we have titled the ‘Thong Bandit’. He is fully clothed somewhere in the mouth of an alley, will disrobe down to a thong and expose himself further in front of female citizens in northwest Denver. It’s a crime to expose yourself to folks. We need to make sure that he doesn’t take that next step.”
IF we’re being honest with ourselves, actors seem a bit mental don’t they? They don’t work very often and they’re the most paranoid people on Earth. Their imaginations run wild and they end up acting oddly in public.
And so, to Russell Crowe who has posted a video on YouTube which he claims shows a UFO passing by his office window in Sydney.
TO Bradford, where Batman has delivered to police a 27-year-old man wanted in connection with with handling stolen goods and fraud offences. The other chap was… Robbin’!
SPOTTING the difference between real jihadis and their fakers is not always easy. To Egypt, then, where the local pranksters are only pretending to be death-loving Islamists.
The victim having years taken off his life is the chap in the pink shirt – a wardrobe malfunction that is most likely a sign that he was asking for it. This one’s for the estate agents, Osama:
NATURE has a way of showing mankind just who is boss. Throw all the detritus in the sea and it’ll slap you with a flood. Christ knows what must of happened to result in the poor sod who went missing this week after a large sinkhole opened under the bedroom in Tampa… and he hasn’t been seen since.
GETTING bitten by a dog is no fun (yet, those mad berks who work for the police actively run across fields, taunting attack-dogs to have a go at their arms!), but is it less fun if that dog that bites you is a massive racist?
One lady has complained that the dog which chewed her daughter is indeed, a racist.
LIFE is hard enough just dealing with humans, their offspring and their pets. Imagine then, if things from other realms started mucking about with us!
That’s what one lady has told Georgia’s police force after her CV and some clothes got stolen by a ghost. No, you are most certainly not going mental. A woman called Debbie Michelle Zamacona, has told police that her CV, criminal history and a black and blue blouse all went missing, thanks to a creepy spectre.