Pet Animals, Especially Cats, Are Responsible For Nearly All Crime
PETS are responsible for nearly all crimes. It is a fact. Nine out of ten sex offenders had a dog when young, or wanted one. Seventy nine per cent of all burglars are cat lovers. And a whopping 99 per cent of Al Qaeda activists would - if God willed it - set up home and marry a parrot called Steve. Roll VT:
Posted: 12th, November 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Neveneffecten Introduce TellyTubby Penis Showers On Belgian TV: NSFW
THIS is a segment from the episode “Making Of” of the second season of Neveneffecten, featuring a penis and its thoughts for the day. It is NSFW.
Neveneffecten is TV-program on Flemish public television, written and performed by the cabaret quartet.
While waiting for Songs of Praise to come on, take a look. And isn’t this the same set they use for the TellyTubbies?
Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The X Factor Ventriloquist Choir Video
IN today’s edition of Terrible TV, we bring you the Ventrioloquist Choir, singing The Beatles in the style of the X Factor charity record.
In Hungry this is what they think Simon Cowell does - stick his magic hand up a few wannabes and put words into their mouths. He doesn’t. He uses strings. His is good clean entertainment. But this is how it used to work in the 1950s, in the Vienna reagion.
Choir Master: “You vant zo be in der chvoir, mein kinder? A-ha! Zer ist two ov you. John und Edvard…”
Blond Angel: “Yes, sir. It’s a journey. Vote for me!”
Posted: 30th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Always Blow On The Pie: The Best Police Video Ever
YOU’VE got to love the police. You’ve got to - otherwise they take details and make your life a living hell. Only, kidding. Really. In truth, one thing leads to another and you end up drinking beer on a lawn with Barack Obama.
In this video from Down Under, Glynn is talking matters over with an officer of the law. He’s off up the road to buy a pie, “or something”.
Officer: 3 o’clock in the morning… you’re buying a pie from the BP station, what must you always do?
Glynn: I don’t know.
Officer: At 3 ‘clock on the morning that pie’s been in the warming off probably about 12 hours. It’ll be thermonuclear. Always blow on the pie.
Posted: 24th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Giant Spider Invades TV Studio
Posted: 21st, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Trust Me, I’m A Dad With A Goatee
OK, kids. I’m ready to trust you now…
Posted: 20th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jan Moir Tribute Video: Do The Yes
JAN Moir has her knockers. Hey, joke. As a women’s rights champion, I want to set an example to any impressionable young women who may want to emulate what they might see as a glamorous routine.
Of course, if you want a truly glamorous routine, you can join in with this musical tribute to Jan Moir. It’s the Yes Dance, and it answers a question: Was it us, Jan?
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the yes dance
symmetry explorer
i do believe i came with a hat
gawker (timelapse)
there i fixed it
vikings
Via: Boing Boing
Posted: 17th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sex Sells Margarine In Brazil (NSFW)
SEX can sell anything. Sex can sell Pão CU manteiga margarine.
This is possibly the only way to sell margarine. Notice that it’s not taken orally.
NSFW. NSF Tiffin…
Posted: 17th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Gushers Make German Dancers Move Like A Worm Learning To Walk
ON today’s Terrible TV, we hear to Germany, where the kinder are being asked for their views on Gushers.
For each answer, the in-house dancers must perform an interpretation of the answer. Should the kids say, “Gushers make me feel like a worm learning to walk” the dancers will be top-ho.
Cue the video:
Posted: 16th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Panic Face King Turns Mass Murder Into Entertainment
IN Japan, the local have fond a way to hasten the celebrity cull. While the UK and US boast Dancing On Ice, Comic Relief, live theatre, Big Brother, Dancing With The Stars, airport scanners, America’s Got Talent, Ashley Cole and the Tony Awards, the Japanese have “Panic Face King”.
The would-be TV star told he is to star in a documentary about telephone scammers. Just after the interview begins, a sniper attacks, shooting dead everyone else in the room and giving the nascent telly star a heart attack and morbid fear of going out in public.
Posted: 14th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Fiji Meat Man Sings For You
THE Fiji Meat Man / that’s what I am / I’m proud of my job / I do what I can…
Brought to you by Gordon Brown Holidays - Yes We Can… Have A Debate…
Posted: 13th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Harry Connick Jr Presents Jackson Jive, The Medical Michael Jackson Tribute Act
CONTINUING Anorak’s look at tributes to Michael Jackson, we bring you The Jackson Jive, on Autralian TV show Hey, Hey It’s Saturday.
Australian TV host Daryl Somers introduces the act. The crowd love the Jackson Jive. Then Somers apologises for them.
Visiting US singer Harry Connick Jr, joins the Red Faces segment to award the black faces and the white face lead signer a zero.
We then learn that the Jackson Jive first appeared on the show 20 years ago as medical students. Now they are medics. The lead singer is – irony of ironies – a plastic surgeon.
Political correctness mean they are hateful, Jackson might have found them if not entertaining then at least useful.
Posted: 8th, October 2009 | In: Key Posts, Terrible TV | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ryan Giggs’ Yoga Class With Yogi Oki Doki
THE secret of Manchester United’s spinning top Ryan Giggs’ success is the fig roll, a yoga move inspired by Yogi Oki Doki.
In this class Yogi Oki Doki takes a chicken through the yoga ritual:
Posted: 6th, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
TV Adverts - Pay $2 A Minute To Hear Something To Make You Cry
THIS is an early 1990s TV commercial in which you can pay $2 a minute to hear a story that will make you cry.
Or why not make a record of yourself reading the Daily Express aloud? Of course, things that are intended to make you cry often just make you laugh…
Spotter: Boing Boing and Filled with Chocolate Pudding
Posted: 1st, October 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Worst Beatles Cover Ever, Not By Yoko Ono
READY for the Worst Beatles Cover Ever (Not By Yoko Ono)?
A musical interlude:
Posted: 11th, September 2009 | In: Strange But True, Terrible TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Matthew Hastings Sentenced To 120 Years, Prince Buster Impressed
TO Clark County Superior Court, where Judge John P. Wulle is jailing Matthew R. Hastings for 120 years.
Matthews is jailed for four counts of attempted murder and two of second-degree assault. He is 30 years old.
His defence lawyer had sought a more lenient 90 years.
Cue the music: Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Strange But True, Terrible TV | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Climate Change: Washington Greens Say No To Snow
GLOBAL warming ptestors in Washington. Brrrr. Here’s the video, which is - as ever - beyond parody:
Says one Al Gorean:
“It was warm when we got here.”
Spotter: Andrew Bolt
Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Media, Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Guardian Mocks Amsterdam Plane Crash
THE Guardian newspaper is making fun of the Amsterdam plane crash.
For shame! Really…
What would Madeleine McCann think?
Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Media, Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Porn Movie Rapist Attacked By Man With Sword
LIFE mirroring Curb Your Enthusiams - a man watching a porn film getshis home broken into by a neighbour with a sword looking for a rape victim.
Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Strange But True, Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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