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Barcelona terror: the front pages

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Posted: 18th, August 2017 | In: Broadsheets, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs balls: Levy puts Dele Alli in the shop window

In the mad world of football transfers, what is Tottenham and Spurs’ talented irritant Dele Alli worth? Helpfully the BBC says he’s worth £150m. Its story is rooted in the Sun’s “exclusive”, which says Dele Alli won’t be sold to

Posted: 17th, August 2017 | In: Back pages, Google News, Sports, Spurs, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal balls: ‘missing’ Ozil creates more chances than any other player

The tabloids love to bash Arsenal’s Mesut Ozil. It’s not alway fair criticism. Take Arsenal’s Premier League opener against Leicester City. The Gunners won 4-3. But according to the Daily Mirror , Ozil as a “loser”:

With Alexis Sanchez missing

Posted: 15th, August 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Talking Balls: Huddersfield’s Steve Mounie goes missing in the Dales

Huddersfield tonked Crystal Palace in their opening Premier League match, and the Sun’s  Paul Jiggins can’t find an atlas. Where the hell is Huddersfield? He doesn’t know. The Sun’s  once peerless subs don’t know, either:

At Selhurst Park on Saturday

Posted: 14th, August 2017 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chloe Ayling: My kidnap ‘n’ tell hell

On August 9, the Sun led with the “16 questions that must be answered by kidnap model”. Over two more pages, the Sun puts its 16 questions to glamour model Chloe Ayling, allegedly kidnapped by “sex slavers” and now free.

Posted: 13th, August 2017 | In: Google News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer balls: Bale to Manchester United for a fee that makes Neymar to PSG look cheap

The summer’s here and with it comes the usual news that Gareth Bale dreams of leaving the heat and glory of Real Madrid for life at Manchester United. Like everyone else, the Star hears Real Madrid president Florentino Perez state

Posted: 9th, August 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Google News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Clickbait balls: Southampton’s Virjil can Dijk wants Express move to Liverpool or Arsenal or Chelsea

Transfer balls: news is that Southampton’s Virjil can Dijk no longer thinks Southampton’s ambitions match his own. The defender has asked the Saints to let him know if he can move to a club higher up the pay scale. Liverpool

Posted: 8th, August 2017 | In: Back pages, Google News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mail readers confused by EU borders news

The Daily Mail is upset that the European Union has imposed “tough” security checks at airports causing British families to “suffer most”. Maybe the EU wonks hard that we Britishers like to queue?

 

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As the Mail grumbles and moans

Posted: 3rd, August 2017 | In: Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester City balls: Ederson has Manchester United fans laughing in The Sun

When Manchester City spunked £34.9m on Ederson a world-record fee for a goalkeeper the  Sun’s Martin Blackburn told readers that now Pep Guadiola’s team could play the passing game he oversaw as manager of an all-conquering Barcelona side.

Posted: 1st, August 2017 | In: Back pages, Manchester City, Sports, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Charlie Gard has died and journalists are ‘digging for dirt’

Charlie Gard, the 11-month-old boy whose life pitted reason against emotion, has died. Charlie’s mother, Connie Yates, tells the Mail , which seem to have bought the parents’ story from Alison Smith-Squire’s Featureworld : “Our beautiful little boy has gone,

Posted: 28th, July 2017 | In: Google News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Charlie Gard: an emotive trial by media

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Charlie Gard’s face is splashed across the Daily Mail’ s front page. His face hovers above the word “MANSLAUGHTER”. The accusation is not levelled at those who have ruled that the child should die but given some of the

Posted: 28th, July 2017 | In: Google News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brexit supporting Daily Mail plans to stay in the EU by relocating to Ireland

The Daily Mail’s owners are considering relocating from Kensington, London, to Ireland (EU). The Times reports:

 

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July 1, 2017 :

Spencer-Churchill also let slip that the Daily Mail’s publishers are considering upping sticks after the Brexit vote. “I

Posted: 23rd, July 2017 | In: Broadsheets, Google News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jodie Whittaker: the naked Dr Who photos too racy for tea-time telly

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That the latest incarnation of  Dr Who is a woman and not a child or a fridge freezer has not escaped the  Sun and the Daily Mail . The papers reviewed Jodie Whittaker’s pre-postgrad career in time travel and

Posted: 18th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, Google News, Key Posts, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Sunday Sport’s absurd Brexit parody will jump start your sex drive

The Sunday Sport’s take on the Brexit negotiations is a cracker:

 

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The filth keeps on coming:

 

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Posted: 16th, July 2017 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Johanna Konta is as British as 3000 migrant children we must not let in

Yay! Johanna Konta is the British number one the last Briton standing at Wimbledon. Can she win the tennis comp.? The Daily Mail hopes so:

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Johanna Konts was born to Hungarian parents in Sydney, Australia. She moved to the

Posted: 13th, July 2017 | In: Back pages, Sports, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jeremy Corbyn only wants a little peace (of pizza) and genocide denial

Jeremy Corbyn has been “enjoying pizza” with a man who supports “Syrian dictator” Bashar Assad. The Sun has spotted Corbyn eating, nay “scoffing” with “pro-Russian journalist Marcus Papadopoulos”. One Washington newspaper calls Papadopoulos a “Russian agent”.

 

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Posted: 12th, July 2017 | In: Broadsheets, Google News, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Labour Hunt Tory MP Ann Marie Morris for making remarks she doesn’t agree with

Ann Marie Morris is proof the Tories are “still nasty”, says The National . Ann Marie Morris is proof that the Conservatives are “in chaos”, says the Mirror . Ann Marie Morris is front-page news. She’s the Conservative MP for

Posted: 11th, July 2017 | In: Google News, Key Posts, Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United sign Stormzy and Lukaku plays Dublin’s Longitude festival

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Manchester United didn’t sign Romelu Lukaku from Everton. As Ireland’s  Evening Herald newspaper reports, those fools at Old Trafford signed Stormzy in error.

Says the paper’s  editor Herald Alan Steenson of its scoop:

Hands up, we got it badly

Posted: 10th, July 2017 | In: Celebrities, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Ball: Alexis Sanchez staying at Arsenal unless Manchester City pay £80m

Transfer Balls: Alexis Sanchez news watch. Is the Arsenal striker leaving? Compare and contrast the Daily Star a nd other tabloid scoops:

Daily Star, July 4 :

Alexis Sanchez will stay at Arsenal

Daily Star, July 9 :

Arsenal waiting

Posted: 9th, July 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Chelsea, Manchester City, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer balls: Arsenal ‘bid’ £125 for Kylian Mbappe, Lacazette arrives and Gooners click

Transfer Balls: Is Kylian Mbappe heading from Monaco to Arsenal, Real Madrid or Liverpool? The Indy says the player’s “dropped a huge hint” he’s leaving the French club. So big is this “hint” that it now “looks certain he will

Posted: 2nd, July 2017 | In: Arsenal, Back pages, Google News, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Madeleine McCann found in a listicle, the child as big as the pyramids and free holiday posters

Madeleine McCann: very few words on the missing child haver featured in the national press of late. Big stories murderous terrorist attacks in Manchester and London, and the horror that engulfed lives at London’s Grenfell Tower have kept

Posted: 2nd, July 2017 | In: Google News, Key Posts, Madeleine McCann, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United’s Wayne Rooney ‘bullied’ in yet another body-shaming attack

When Wayne Rooney finally waves adieu to Manchester United, the tabloids will miss him. He’s been an environment of on-the-clock sex, foul-mouthed rants, rethreading and explosions of ferocious power and sublime skill. When he goes the Sun  will produce

Posted: 28th, June 2017 | In: Back pages, Google News, Key Posts, manchester united, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tabloids lead with naked women, feuding women, mad women and lesbians

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Who buys newspapers? Women and men who like looking at women do. Or at least they used to buy them now they get them for free in supermarkets. Today’s tabloids are curious for the absence of men on 

Posted: 27th, June 2017 | In: Google News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Daily Express free Brexit calendar is beyond parody

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In the Daily Express a free calendar to mark Brexit by. Behind every star is a Brexit champion. You’ll see Boris Johnson and Nigel Farage. But will there be a Gisele Stuart, a

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Posted: 23rd, June 2017 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


After Grenfell: 600 deathtraps, party political boomerangs and another lousy inquiry

News is that Grenfell Tower was not the only building swaddled in flammable cladding. The Sun  leads with “600 Fire Traps”. It sees “thousands of families living in fear” that what happened in North Kensington could happen to their home.

Posted: 23rd, June 2017 | In: Google News, Key Posts, News, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0