‘AS Geri Halliwell sticks out her chest and ensures her new bust spills out all over the country’s breakfast tables this morning, she is in danger of being overshadowed by a horse.
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| Racing in the 1.45 at Longchamps |
No, not by a horse that can hold a tune better than her nor by a horse that is more blessed in the looks department nor indeed by a horse that is her knitting superior.
All those horses no doubt exist, but the horse in question is a French three-year-old, which made its racing debut at Longchamps last month…under the name, Big Tits.
And, the Sun says, the Jockey Club can’t do a thing to prevent the horse running under that name in Britain because of a reciprocal arrangement they have with their French equivalent.
Jockey Club spokesman John Maxse said, under the arrangement, French officials check British names and vice-versa, but he admitted: ‘We never saw Big Tits.’
NB - Note to Editor: Insert joke here.’
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