Named And Shamed

‘WITH genuine news stories as rare as an unwashed plate in the Eriksson household, we have been through the papers with a fine toothcomb (also rare in the Eriksson household) to find a story to bring you.

Titmus gets ready for her interview at the FA

And there it is, buried on Page 25 of the Sun, the news that Britain is in the grip of a terrible addiction.

According to researchers, 500,000 women in Britain are addicted to…sex.

“But far from boasting of their raunchy romps, like nurse-turned-nympho Abi Titmus, most girls hooked on nookie are ashamed of their uncontrollable urges,” the paper says.

And in keeping with its reputation for openness, the Sun is happy to name and shame 10 women who “can’t get enough”.

Apart from Titmus, they are: Faria Alam, Big Brother’s Michelle, Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, Alicia Douvall, Sex And The City nympho Samantha, Petrina Khashoggi and Mrs Sting, Trudie Styler.

You disgusting lot, you should be ashamed of yourself.’

Posted: 9th, August 2004 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink