Breast Of British

‘IMAGINE your perfect Saturday.

‘The name’s Pinder, Lucy Pinder’

Free beer. Free fish ‘n’ chips. A free bet on the Carling Cup final. And a free £5 voucher to spend at Burtons (based on a £25 minimum spend).

Could it get any better? Well, yes, it could. Not only is the Star offering all the above to its readers tomorrow, but the chance to have Lucy Pinder drop in on their local pub.

Lucy, it seems, is a very busy woman. Only last week, Britain’s brickies were falling over each other to try to get her to visit their building site.

Now she’s being sent out once more to put a bit of froth on the top of the British pint.

While ‘our boys’ are busy covering themselves and the country they serve in shame (and horse manure), it’s good to know that our girls are keeping the national end up.

So, altogether now, to the tune of British Grenadiers…

‘Some talk of Lucy Pinder, and some of Lei-la-ni/ Of Keeley, 21, from Bromley/ And such great names as she…”

Posted: 25th, February 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink