The Abi Habit

‘NEWS now of Abi Titmuss, the woman former Blue Peter presenter John Leslie helped transform from a nurse into a pneumatic strumpet with only some old washing up bottles and a roll of double-sided sticky tape.

You may want to send your grandmother out of the room

And it is indeed a shocking story, as the Sun screams: “Abi ‘keeps clothes on’ sensation’.”

Hiding its disappointment well, the Sun says how Titmuss ran from a gang of lads who demanded to see her boobs.

No sooner asked than done, you might have thought. But the nude calendar girl and former presenter of a satellite porn channel was having none of it.

As the blokes chanted “Get your t*ts out for the lads”, Titmuss at first remained professional – as she examined five men in their pants in the Best Boxer Shorts contest at Chesterfield’s Zanzibar club.

But soon the chants got too much. Five bouncers tried to hold back the “surging crowd”. In fear of her safety, Abi was dragged out of the venue via a fire escape.

But she soon reappeared in a VIP area, where she signed autographs. Although, whether she did so topless, bottomless or with a flower shoved up her bum is not reported…

Paul Sorene is the Anorak’

Posted: 5th, April 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink