I Want To Kiss The Groom

‘NOW that the Civil Partnership Act has come into force Elton John is free at last to marry his lover David Furnish.

As the Express says, the popstar will tie the knot with his long-time boyfriend on December 21.

But where will they do the deed? Of course! There could be only one place. It’s Windsor Guildhall - the very venue where Charles made an honest woman of Camilla.

Coincidentally, the wedding will be overseen by Claire Williams, who presided over Charles’s do. And like the Royal wedding, this will be an intimate affair with only the grooms, Elton’s mother and stepfather and Furnish’s family in attendance.

“Queens wed at Windsor,” says the Sun in shocking pink. It then goes on to say that Elton will achieve a notable first when he marries Furnish and so becomes the first Briton to marry a man having already married a woman – he married Renata Blauel in 1984.

Although if you look at Camilla from a certain angle…’

Posted: 6th, December 2005 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink