Urban Fairytales

LEST anyone doubt Nicole Kidman’s Australian credentials, let it be known that her mother is called Janelle.

And also know that Nicole is to be married to Keith Urban in an empire-line dress designed by Balanciaga. It is, as the Mail says, “as fairytale as they come”.

Indeed it is. What is more fairytale than the story of the divorcee who marries a singer with a history of alcohol and drug abuse? Nicole is every inch the modern day Cinderella.

And so it is that Nicole and Keith, her prince charming, will marry at the Cardinal Cerretti Memorial Chapel in Sydney.

A string quartet from the Sydney Symphony Orchestra will play on, Russell Crowe, Renee Zellweger and Rupert Murdoch will blend in with the other guests and £50,000-worth of white orchids and a £1,500 cake.

Afterwards, the newlyweds will honeymoon at the Wakaya resort in Fiji.

They will then return to their palace in Nashville to live happily ever after in idyllic bliss - with the prenuptial agreement hidden under a pile of mattresses…

Posted: 23rd, June 2006 | In: Tabloids Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink