Cherie Blair’s Bad Air(port) Day
“I AM no more a terrorist than Cherie Blair is.”
So says the unnamed passenger waiting to board a flight at London City Airport.
No-one can be above suspicion in the ensuing war on terror. And certainly not the Prime Minster’s wife, who has voiced an opinion on the matter of suicide bombing.
In such a climate, the Sun looks on as Cherie Blair approaches the border guards.
The paper reports that she has in her possession three pieces of hand luggage.
This is in clear breach of Blair’s Terror Laws No.3208a that states no passengers shall have on their person any more than one item of luggage.
But Cherie will not be denied. As the Sun says, for a full eight minutes she puts her case to the hapless airport worker.
This is a war of attrition. There can be only one winner. And Cherie is allowed to pass with all bags intact and about her person.
The passenger behind is outraged. They ask the aforesaid question. And they put forward another puzzler: “Why should there be one rule for her and one for me?”
The simple answer is that it is because Cherie’s husband and his coterie make the laws. Tough luck that this passenger married badly. Dim foresight dictates they must place one of their two bags in the hold.
As another witness says: “She had a handbag, another bag and quite a large holdall. She was becoming agitated, but determined to get her way.”
Had Cherie been a terrorist this would have been the time to panic, or else detonate the explosives.
But it turns out that beardless Cherie was not packing an explosive device. And she was not travelling alone. Her spokeswoman tells us: “There were three people in Mrs Blair’s party and three pieces of hand luggage. The rules were met. We rest our case.”
Pity that the language of the courtroom should infiltrate everyday life. But this is Blair’s Britain.
There was no argument. There was no hissy fit. Asked if there was an “extended talk” with staff beyond normal safety questions, Cherie’s spokeswoman confirmed: “That is my understanding.”
At least it is to the best of her recollection.
The matter of Cherie’s carbon footprint will appear before the jury at a later date…
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March 26th, 2007 at 10:47 am
I think she’s turning in to Michael Jackson.
March 26th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Typical double standards. Do they not ask ‘are you carrying anything for someone else’? And why if she was in a party, presumably with ‘persons of less importance’ why was she carrying their bags? Don’t believe a word of this and I believe she has misused some power she doesn’t even have.
March 26th, 2007 at 9:31 am
oops ….I used used Doctor D’s P.C. as I was waiting in his office for some Fantastic Fish Therapy….I hope his secretary Suzi did’nt sea me.
March 26th, 2007 at 9:23 am
hey blakey….the twitchers of britain have been out counting bids for the Royal Society…..not that they need any….plenty of tits in the Royal Family.
Anyways it seems that we have less birds visiting our country due to Global warming so they say.
Not to worry though, Mother nature has her ways of balancing the ball…as they say in Ordsall. We may see fewer blue tits because of the warmer winters. The sizzling south american summers though should bring about an increase in the number of birds with red breasts and brazilians on the british bitches….oops soz…. beaches.
I have been doing my own bird research and the reason my region is busting with birds,it seems, is down to the kind of seed we feed our birds in salford. We seem to attract more swallows and tits than anywhere else in the Kingdom.
Got to go now and clean out my birds box. Always a pleasure to talk to you John.
Wish you Were Here?
Billy The Twitch.
March 26th, 2007 at 1:03 am
hey blakey…….I am in salford….not far from the beach and the birds.
springtime in salford is simply busting with birds,brazilians & beaches.
Wish You Were Here?
Billy
March 25th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Hi Billy the Twitch, Great to hear from you Billy. Brazilian birds? Wonderful variety of colouful birds everywhere.On trees, phone lines, roof tops and flying high in the blue sky.
The other type of Brazilian birds…..the sexy ones are laying on the beaches smothering themselves with sunblock and looking at the male talent thru their shades.
Where are you located in the UK, Billy? Yes, Cherie blair is VERY SCARY billy …..she reminds me of a neighbour’s dog at a house in Balham, south London. The dog, of course, was much more impressive in the hair department!
Talk about put you off your Sunday lunch does Cherie!
Enjoyed you contribution on Anorak…….must fly now!
March 25th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
hey Blakey….hows the birds in Brazil today….plenty of tits out in the home ountry…as you can see by looking at Cherie…hairy & very very scary.
March 25th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
how did they let the bag onboard…and she was carrying all that luggage too…..how unfair….and as for cherie blairs hair..absolutely terrifying….. the old bag should give her hairdresser the sack……
March 24th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Eight grand on your hair Cherie and you still look………. awful.