Caption This: Paris Hilton’s Low Sodium Diet
PARIS HILTON has been sentenced today to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Centre, Los Angeles County’s jail for women.
Inside, Paris can expect a diet of three low-sodium meals a day (insert joke here). Beef and pork are not allowed (and again).
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all,” says Paris in court.
“It’s all poultry-based”, says Captain Alice Scott.
May 5th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
[...] Original post by Anorak [...]
May 6th, 2007 at 8:21 am
Don’t you know who I am? I want Martha’s cell!
May 6th, 2007 at 8:23 am
So like, there’s not even ONE nightclub in there??
May 6th, 2007 at 8:26 am
“I’m just having fun with my best friends … damn, I don’t know any other things to say …
May 6th, 2007 at 8:30 am
I can’t possibly go to jail - Tinker Bell [insert correct pet's name?] has a Speed Dating party booked tomorrow.
May 6th, 2007 at 8:38 am
Paris is like, SO annoyed that her generous offer to drive was turned down.
May 6th, 2007 at 9:35 am
“Any chance of making a BDSM video when I’m in there?”
May 6th, 2007 at 9:38 am
“”Where can I put my wardrobe ?”
May 6th, 2007 at 9:51 am
” I would like the executive wing with all mod cons”
May 6th, 2007 at 10:03 am
” Any chance of being chained and spanked”?
May 6th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
“With a name like Paris you should be frog marched to jail”
May 6th, 2007 at 8:14 pm
“There is no moat outside the detention centre , but plenty of dykes inside”
May 7th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Behind `Bars` for 45 days ?. That`s not a very good idea.. After all that `Time` couldn`t she quite possibly become a `Piss Artist` ?
May 7th, 2007 at 11:28 am
” Thankyou my man , please take my cases to my room”
May 7th, 2007 at 11:51 am
This looks better than the Ramada Inn.
May 7th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Are you sure thats a chocolate someone has left on my pillow
May 7th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
“You should have been in England Paris , you can get away with almost anything there”
May 8th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
I suppose she is lucky, it could have been the Bangkok Hilton…
May 8th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Guard saying-”Silly cow,the electronic tag goes around your ankle not your bleedin head.”
May 9th, 2007 at 10:10 am
45 days?? No way!! (I can’t even count that high)
May 9th, 2007 at 10:12 am
I don’t CARE if Wentworth Miller will be there - I’m NOT GOING!
May 10th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
“I’m appealing, well I must be to somebody”
May 10th, 2007 at 3:47 pm
” 45 day’s , it’s not possible, right in the middle of the social season”
May 10th, 2007 at 3:52 pm
“You’ve seen my video, I’m soft do I look like I could cope with it hard”
May 12th, 2007 at 12:06 am
“Low Sodium Diet? …. I didn’t have any salt with the tequila’s!”
May 12th, 2007 at 7:24 am
WHAT? They DON’T have Designer Overalls with a choice of colours?
May 12th, 2007 at 7:32 am
COOL! Paris will have a huge new range of stalkers and disturbed fans to choose from!!
May 12th, 2007 at 7:41 am
“Must think positive - think of how happy I’ll make all those poor crims when I get there!”
May 12th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
“There must be a mistake , check the phone vote again”
May 12th, 2007 at 5:32 pm
“Look I’m a celebrity get me out of here , and check the phone votes again”