Broken Promises: Britney Spears Gives Full Throat To Lindsay Lohan Rehab Centre
LINDSAY Lohan has checked into Britney Spears’ rehab centre.
As the Mirror reports: “LINDSAY CHECKS IN TO BRITNEY REHAB”.
No, dear reader, Spears has not opened her own rehab centre, cashing in on the celebrity trait for seeking solace from drugs, drink and tired emotions in therapy.
Britney is no Betty Ford in a tighter thong and blonder wig.
Britney is a veteran of the rehab scene. As the Star reports, Britney has written a “moving letter” to her fans. Says she: “Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.”
While American parents of hyperactive children – children who like a drink and a smoke and to shave their heads and give their children location names – consider rehab, Britney talks about being in a “vulnerable place”.
Indeed. Over in the Sun Britney’s got her head in the toilet bowl in the men’s conveniences at an “exclusive LA hotel bar”. How much vulnerable a place is there?
So while Britney gives full throat to her demons, we return to the Mirror’s story of Lindsay Lohan’s latest stint in rehab. And learn that this is the same rehab centre that treated Spears.
Promises Rehabilitation centre in Malibu now welcomes through its doors another wanton starlet.
And we are sure the centre will help Lohan, just as it has so evidently aided Spears.
But we are concerned at the cost. And wonder if it is high time for Lohan, Spears and their partner in crime Paris Hilton to band together and establish their own chain of rehab centres?
What better way to wean the addicted and troubled from their vices than being locked in a compound with counsellors Lohan, Hilton and Spears? With Betty Ford on drums…
Posted: 30th, May 2007 | In: Tabloids Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 16th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
THE WORLD LOVES PARIS,NICOLE, BRITNEY AND LINDSAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the are cool and make the world full of glamour and the news are nothing without them !!love you girls
June 16th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
i think you are right .it doesn’t metter what mistakes they made or still are making.We all are making mistakes every day ! yes, britney had a bad time so what?she is ok now that is important !-and Lindsay… i don’t know maybe she is an addict … and maybe she is not …maybe she only want to be happy,to party -she is young and she have to do that !but not to much -I just hope she will be healthy when she come back !! she is great and she don’t need Paris’ drugs!!! her family should be with her now ! and Hollywood have to leave her alone !she need time to became clean!-LOVE YOU LINDSAY!!!
June 16th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
I think they just have to be how they are -let them live their lives !!
and cheril cole you are only blamed by that you wrote -it is bullshit !!!
Britney, Paris and Lindsay are also human not perfect -!! so does it metter, people ?
June 1st, 2007 at 9:47 am
The Sun is not a real newspaper, though I am prepared to acknowledge that it is made of real paper.
Perhaps these three should be called the Christmas girls? (Ho Ho Ho)
May 31st, 2007 at 6:58 pm
at least he can’t use Anorak for wiping his arse.It is’nt a real newspaper like the Sun.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Losing some weight, Jason?
May 31st, 2007 at 6:08 pm
To everyone that’s complaining about reading too many articles about the ‘trio’ and their troubles, think about it for a second. You’re exactly why they’re still printing this sh*t, you read and then b*tch, and then read some more! If they stopped getting hits and stopped making money then they’d stop. Now excuse me whilst I go take a dump.
May 31st, 2007 at 6:10 am
First of all, just because someone has ADD, it doesn’t make them a bad kid. And you know what Britney? Even after you treat the kid with meds it still doesn’t mean they’re going to be a good kid.
Now for you article, there actually is a difference between hyperactive inattentive people and non-hyperactive inattentive people. ‘OMG really???’ Maybe Britney Spears does have ADD, she does seem to hint the symptoms (who only does like one album of music and then just stops?) but I don’t think Lindsay has it…I don’t know why… I guess I just kind of hope Lindsay gets through this…she is a good actor.
May 30th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
omg ye people are such losers!!! if this is what britney wants to do then let her!!! loads of normal people go through this kind of thing, it’s only worse for britney, lyndsay and paris because they’re celebrities and if they do one little thing wrong it’s splashed across the headlines for a month!!! britney’s been under the public eye since she was 16, she was bound to crack eventually!!! paris and lyndsay like to party, i really don’t see the problem there!!! and “cheril cole” i hope your daughters didn’t have too shallow a gene pool so that they realise for themselves what i just said!!!
May 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
So I guess the millions they spend on their brazillions, the posed crotch shots, publicity stunts, or any other pathetic antics is finally boring america. treating rehab like a weekend retreat to “rest” is insutling when their are real people out there fighting their substance abuse issues,that really want to get help not to boost their publicity, record sales. These are not young girls….these are women, supposedly grown women. So please don’t tell america…. “Hey, I am young and I want to party so nah, nah, nah!” I went threw my 20’s without shaving my head, checking into rehab, crashing cars cause I was too drunk. Their parents should be ashamed of them! When I travel, I make it a point not to stay at a hilton hotel, I don’t buy twitney crap, or pay to see or rent a Lohan film. america needs to say enough is enough! there are bigger issues in the world than Britney beating up a minivan, or Paris doing another mind numbin season of the simple life, or were Lohan threw up.
May 30th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I agree! I am so sick and tired of hearing how rough it is for the trio twits! they should all do jail time. especially hilton and lohan. That is apalling how money can bye people. what if they would have killed somebody? it disgusts me as a parent of 3 daughters and they see this garbage everyday on T.V. I constantly reinforce why using your brains&morals is so important.LoL! “Oh wahh, poor me you have no idea how hard it is to be me” lets look at this….. Britney spears…talent-less, over exposed, married twice, 2 kids all by the age of 25 yrs.old. social services have visited her house how many times? I feel sorry for those kids. Tthe gene pool was shallow enough for them thats for sure!!! Lindsey…… how disapointing, I have thrown away all her Disney movies she has done before she “grew-up”. I don’t want that kind of garbage influencing my girls. Lastly, Paris, she is just a joke! her career is tilting her head to the side and posing for a camera, saying “That’s hot”( in her annoying voice) and partying! don’t forget she has been ridden by any celeb around, thank goodness for valtrex huh Paris? Wow , what a contribution to society! Her Mother is just as stupid, so I guess the term “stupid is as stupid does!” really applies here! So the
May 30th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Rehab is a rite of passage - and it doesn’t work. How many times do they go back?
May 30th, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Very well written. I think people are more than a bit fed up listening about all these “poor” little starlets that can’t get a grip on their lives. Especially when there are reall people out there with real problems. They should put the whole bunch of them in jail like the Hilton one and it may do them some good.