Paris Hilton Tunnels Into Prison: Barbara Walters’ Constipation Blues
“PARIS is on hunger strike,” says the Sun’s headline. Fearful of being photographed on the toilet, Paris is not eating anything.
Of course, Paris is now an old hand in jail. Says a source: “She cried the entire time and that didn’t help the hydration.”
Soon, of course, we will hear all about what life was like for Paris inside. As reported, before her frist stint in prison, Paris spoke with American TV interviewer Barbara Walters
Says Walters: “I talked to her mother and I talked to Paris. She went to the MTV Awards and then she stayed a while and then she left. Everyone thought she was gonna go to parties (but) she went to her grandfather’s house.”
And: ““She was taken to an underground tunnel.”
Paris tunnels into prison!? Of course, it might have been a sewer. Which would explain why Paris doesn’t need the toilet.
And now Paris is said to have spoken with Walters again last Sunday, the 10th.
“I used to act dumb,” she tells Walters in a phone conversation. “That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.”
The interview may have gone like this (Constipation Blues):
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June 12th, 2007 at 11:03 am
We know the truth, now comes the propaganda after all else failed. Is anyone gullible enough to swallow it?
I wonder if she might try real humility. If she doesn’t have any now, maybbe before she leaves. After she is out? Samo samo as before I say. Spoiled, arrogant, trashyand phoney. She is a poor model for children no matter what glorious discoveries she has made in the last FEW days. C’mon PH factor, get real.
June 11th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Prison changes people
June 11th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
do we think she would wear pink knickers and a clashing orange t?
June 11th, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Poor Soul eh?
How does she think other people cope with things like this? Strangely enough not all non-multi-millionaires are accustomed to spending time behind bars.
Selfish, spoilt and thinks she is above the law. No sympathy.