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Britain’s Got Talent…For Hire: Kit-Kat Sex

IT’S the “KIT-KAT SEX SCANDAL”. “Dolls booted off Britain’s Got Talent after we expose vice secret.”

Tales of confectionary and sex just one day after George Formby impressionist and organ fiddler Richard Bates’ names was spotted on the Sex Offenders’ Register. Shock indeed in Simon Cowell’s talent show. Read about that here.

Who would have guessed that the search for plate spinners, little children pining for Two Front Teeth and the next Hale & Pace would expose the underbelly of British life?

How long before police set up similar stings the length and breadth of the land? Lured by the promise of public ridicule, paedos, sickos and weirdos will line up to be captured on stage. If we can tutor Cowell in the ways of the magistrate’s court, so much the better.

Vanilla With A Flake

Today, we learn that Drag queen act The Kit-Kate dolls were on course to win the show’s £100,000 first prize and with it an appearance on the Royal Variety Performance.

But no more. The troupe has been removed from the programme. As the News of the World reports: “But that went up the spout on Friday night when transvestite lead singer Vanilla Lush — whose hooker name is Cindy — invited our reporter to visit him for a sordid SEX SESSION in his room at the hotel where the ITV show’s contestants are staying.”

Shock of shocks to learn that someone operating under the pornstar name Vanilla Lush should ever need a pseudonym for sex. And that he was foolish enough to ask a NOTW reporter if they wanted to pay for sex.

“I can only see you for a short time. It’s going to cost you £1,000 in cash if you want to f*** me tonight darling,” says the 29-year-old cross-dresser, as reported.

“I have to be up early because I’m performing live tomorrow, you’ll see me on TV, I’m in the semis of Britain’s Got Talent.”

Four-Fingered Handshake

We could begin to wonder how the reporter came to be in a position where a six-foot plus drag queen was showing him the rate card.

And how we know that the group’s Alekssandra, a 27-year-old Brazilian transvestite, can turn his hand to “spanking and whipping sessions” and vows to be “that gorgeous T-girl you have been looking for”; or that 24-yar-old Toni “sells sex under the name of Eva” and is an “active pre-op transsexual with very soft skin and natural pert breasts”.

Of course, the arcane rituals of investigative reporting cannot be revealed so readily. And we move to hear from the show’s spokesman, who tells us: “We’d like to thank the News of the World for bringing this gross abuse of our trust to our attention.

“We have removed the group from the show. As a consequence of this incident the whole band has had to be punished. We feel let down as do their fellow bandmates.”

Quite so. It chills us to the bone to think how close TV viewers came to experiencing this sickness. And that the Kit-Kate Dolls could ever suppose to shake hands with the Queen with their cripsy four fingers, and a thumb…

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legend says:
May 29th, 2008 at 10:26 am

to be honest i think its disguistin dat u guys dress up as women..an try to attract other men..im glad u guys didn make it..thank god…haha..

Vanilla Lush says:
January 5th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Hi, I am Vanilla. Yes it is me.

I would like to tell you what ACTUALLY happened.

In january of 2007 we formed the Kit Kat Dolls. Everybody knew about my escorting. The moment we were asked to do the ITV programme, those of us with any escort sites were asked by Bari Bacco (manager) to delete any web sites we might have had running. An impossible task as there are so many out there advertising my services. But those I use regularly were deleted.

After the recording of ITV’s This Morning interview with our group, I was confronted by a reporter of The Daily Star, asking me about my past. I told her what the website was about, and how I wasn’t working anymore. On thursday the ‘escort’ storywas published. ITV was fully aware, even phoning me to day before to tell me the story was coming out, and to ask me if I was ok. Our manager said it was great publicity, and he would have told them anyway.

I later learned it turned out to be a past ‘guest’ of my services who actually shopped me to the news paper for a large amount of cash. Very nice. From the morning the papers hit the shops I started receiving an unusually high amount of telphone calls. I told them all ‘Cindy was not there right now’ or ’she’s out shopping’, etcetera. This carried on for 4 days.
It was my birthday on thursday the 14th, and we had all been out celebrating. On friday I was very hungover, and when then finally again I received a phonecall, I had my room mate sitting next to me. I told the man ‘no’, several times.

He then said he was asking for a business relation, an Indian businessman who was visiting. He was booking as his PA. He said he would make it worth my while. I said nothing could be worth this much, as I was in the running for much more - hence the line ‘I’m on BGT tomorrow, in the semi finals.’ Not at to boast, merely to say why I stopped work.
I hung up. He started texting me. Via these texts, he then offered me £500 for the hour. I told him where to put it. He then offered me £1000 for the hour. I said no again. Then he offered £1000 for half an hour. I never said ‘I can only see you for a short time. It’s going to cost you £1,000 in cash if you want to f*** me tonight darling.’

I consulted my room mate, who I had been showing all the text messages, and this admittedly was where I went wrong. I did give in in the end, and yes I did arrange it to be at our hotel, which I shouldn’t have. I was weak.

I told him to call me to confirm 30 minutes before the agreed time. but when he then did not call me I went out to get some food. In Tesco’s lateron he phoned me, but I replied that I did not want to meet. He then said he was at the hotel, and I said that was stupid as I was not going to meet him.

So I never saw him, I never met him, or anything like that. I then let the matter go and thought nothing more of it.

On saturday we were at the ITV studios, going through hair and make-up. We had just done our final rehearsals when we were called in by the producers, and I was taken aside. The ITV team told me they had received a call form a the News Of The World reporter. The producers and Bari Bacco (our manager) then tried to help me by fabricating a story to make it sound as if it was all a big misunderstanding, but when they then contacted the paper, they told us there was evidence to run the story anyway.

I never heard or saw the evidence, and since I know what actually was said I know that I was set up. The producers said we had to sadly leave the show, which they very much regretted. They loved our act very much. We were all very upset, and we were in the coach to the hotel 20 minutes later. The group said the were not angry with me and it was all very nasty. I was home 2 hours later. The next day, when the papers were out, I was told by our manager by email no less, that I was out of the group. He said the whole group agreed. When I later spoke to several of the members I am still in contact with they denied this. Only a few of them wanted me out, which I can very much understand.

The Dolls did a few performances after this, but soon split up, maybe without me things were just not the same?

Holly says:
August 5th, 2007 at 10:39 pm

What i think is that my friends (some of the kitkat dolls mainly vanilla) are not sick at all they are making a living because this world will not accept the transgendered and its not easy to get a normal 9 til 5 job.
What i truly think is sick is that the media has to write abusive rubbish about sweet people and that undercover people are out to fuck up peoples chances in life.
I know these girls deserve so much more than a rubbish tv show that clearly has no idea what true talent is.
You really should think before you attempt to write about people you know nothing about.

petero says:
July 4th, 2007 at 10:17 am

I feel very sad that in this day and age we have to judge these women/men for the choices they have had to make. OK a bloke in a frock could be a fetish or just entertainment, think back to Danny Larue and god knows how many other female entertainment that bewitched us during prime time.
I have nothing but the utmost admiration for anybody who feels something with such intensity and stands by thier convictions. Knowing they are going to risk judgement and abuse. How many of us are qualified to assess wether or not someone is a woman trapped in a mans body???
Certainly not the homophobic plebs or the ignorant masses who, because someone is a little bit different than they are or how they would like to be percieved. Dirty little secrets?? Sure we all have them, but what better diversion to take us away from ourselves and point the finger at transexuals.
And as for the notw and thier honourable tactics in the name of investigative journalism, its all about advertising space not news. Countless victims have been groomed by news of the world and other journos, yest funnily enough there are never articles on them.
Live and let live.

Nat Udom ( a member of The Kit Kat Dolls ) says:
June 25th, 2007 at 5:21 pm

The Kit Kat Dolls are doing the big gig with spice girls ( unconfirm ) in the big club in central London. Please click the link below for more details.
http://www.g-a-y.co.uk/eventdetail.asp?ID=627

Nat Udom ( a member of The Kit Kat Dolls ) says:
June 25th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

My name is Nat Udom and I am a member of The Kit Kat Dolls.

After the news, We were VERY sad and crying to lose the GREAT opportunity to be something that the society would have accepted us more in the positive way. It was NOT fair on the honest working band members like myself and others who had worked SO hard to get there and then our dreams shattered by JUST one member. Those 2 members ( Toni and Alex ) had told us about their past and we accepted them because we believed that if we could improve the lives of Toni and Alex to be better then we ( as the human beings) definitely would do that. I personally think that every single one of us should give the opportunity to people who are less fortunate than the ones who are lucky, don’t you think? Every single one of us should learn how to love and care to others and willing to improve lives of some people to be better with what we can.

However, We were asking the ITV producers to let the rest of us ( 6 members ) to continue the show, but they refused us. We started to cry as soon as ITV producers said that the whole band had to be punished which was VERY unfair for the rest of the group. We live in the year of 2007 with democracy but we were treated with something which is NOT democracy.

Dave says:
June 19th, 2007 at 12:47 am

I quite agree. I hope they do well. I may be a little biased as my partner IS one of the Kit Kat Dolls (the smallest, sexiest one from the phillipines). She has been devasted about the fact that they were pulled only hours before their major live TV appearance.

Personally I think Vanilla can crawl back into the gutter that she came from and the other two need to clean up as they are still advertising.

The road ahead for them may be more a dirt track full of pot holes, a far cry from the golden paved road that was being thrown at them…

But, hopefully they will still make something for themselves.

Sally says:
June 18th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

This such a shame, the NOTW has exposed one particular T-Girl (a very silly girl indeed) and dug up the background of a couple of others and basically tarred every Tranny as a similar type - which we are not.

I feel sorry for the rest of the group and, as a transvestite myself, I feel that the actions of a few have not done us any favours at all. I wish all the best for the other girls in the group….I am also glad I gave up buying the NOTW years ago.

Sally

JayCee says:
June 18th, 2007 at 5:30 pm

It’s the NoW who are the scumbags here, not the girls themselves. Many transvestites work in the sex industry because it’s so difficult for them to get jobs - and anyone who thinks that the others didn’t know about the three who were outed, is sadly naive. The whole thing is an outrage - a person’s job has nothing to do with whether they can sing/dance or not.

I hope the girls still go on and have a career - they have a good management team. I’m sure that gay clubs will love them, as they are all fabulous - and now that half the world has seen them, who knows? There are thousands out there who aren’t so priggish, ignorant and prejudiced as the NoW and ITV.

Dave says:
June 18th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

They had a lot of promise, even though the lead singer Vanilla looked more like Riff Raff from Rock Horror.

It’s a real shame that the past of two caught up with them. Vanilla has to get the prize for the most stupid person in the world. I hope he/she spends her £1000 wisely as they had promises of muli-million pound contracts from Sony & Mr Cowell being lined up.

I feel sorry for the other members of the group who have had their dreams shattered by a thoughtless ugly slut.

I know that a lot of people will tar all the Kit Kat Dolls with the same brush and think of them as lowlife, but it still puts them above a NOTW reporter.