I Was O. Bin Laden’s Wife: Jane Felix-Browne Remembers
“CHESHIRE housewife marries Bin Laden,” announces the Sun’s front-page headline.
How long before the world’s most wanted man is joining the Cheshire set, dressed in mustard coloured moleskin trousers and Ugg boots, driving an immaculate 4×4 and hanging out with footballers?
“You should see that Bin Laden,” the neighbours will say. “He’s got the new 900 Jihad convertible in tope. He knows the Nevilles.”
And here is Bin Laden, or at least his son Omar Bin Laden. Security experts looking in may kick their heels to have missed the do, to have missed their chance to arrest Bin Laden as the crabsticks were doing the rounds.
But the Sun says Omar Osama Bin Laden has not heard from his father for seven years. He married Jane in Cairo. Now, Omar lives in Saudi Arabia with his second wife (not Jane) and their one child.
His new missus is Jane Felix-Browne, 51, a five-time married mother of three. She suffers from multiple-sclerosis.
Says Jane, who met her husband last year when they were both on holiday in Egypt: “Because my husband’s name is Bin Laden he finds it very difficult to travel anywhere. He rarely leaves Saudi Arabia because of the problems he runs into at airports.”
But this Bin Laden is not a member of the al-Qaeda death cult. Jane says her man is “pure and pious – a true gentleman.”
Once met, they kept in touch. The love bloomed. And even though Jane lives in Cheshire and Omar in Jeddah, they talk for “up to 15 hours a day” over the phone or internet. This is all the more intriguing when Jane confides that Omar has little command over the English language.
This Bin Laden is nothing like his dad, who hardly ever speaks these days. His name is all they share. But there is much in a name, you say. The Sun says Jane also uses the name Zaina Mohamed Al-Sabah. Before falling ill, Jane worked as an interior designer – “specialising in plane cabins.”
“Omar had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks,” says Jane, “and was as shocked as everyone else when it happened.”
We hear, you Jane. But we don’t hear Omar. Will we be having the pleasure of his company in Cheshire? Jane thinks not. “There’s no reason why he should not come here to live,” says Jane, “but I don’t think he would like the weather.”
Although he could keep his tan alive with the local fake bake…
July 11th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Why doesn’t omar change his name in for example jesus maria of nazareth? and why don’t they ask permission of the pope instead of saudi arabia?
July 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
The Bin Ladens have gone crazy marrying a slut with 5 + unsuccessful marriages to her record. I am sure Jane Felix must be a MOSSAD or MI6 agent. Omar is a real bastard who married this bitch. Hey you crazy stupid Saudis wake up men … Girls of Riyadh are roaming every corner of the street just to get someone to get marry but here … a Saudi married a woman the age of his grandma with unhealthy conditions. I wish both will go to hell …
July 11th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Hikmat,
Spoken like a true hateful Muslim.
But I must agree that there is something very wrong with Ms. Felix. If she thinks that a Muslim as devoted as a Bin Laden married her for love she’s on another planet. Get real you ditz. You married a terrorist. What do you think he wants your saggy bottom for? He’ll get to the umteen virgins waiting for him at the gates of heaven through you. Sick sorry arse pathetically disgusting woman! STUPID! STUPID STUPID!!!!
July 11th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Stop criticizing the guy for marrying a 51 year old. On the surface it sounds crazy - multiple sclerosis, 5 previous marriages, 3 kids, 21 years older than him - but think about it. She’s had so many marriages b/c shes probably a dish or bc shes got something appealing about her personality. She married him even though he can probably never leave saudi arabia, and imagine how tough it is for a guy to meet a hot girl in saudi arabia…YOU CANT SEE THE WOMEN! so i think theres nothing wrong with it, sounds good to me. everyones into milfs nowadays anyway
July 11th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
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July 11th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Jane, thanks a world for pointing my reality of being a TRUE MUSLIM. Thanx once again. I would rather not comment on your HATE part coz this is what I could expect from a silly American.
July 11th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
You’d think she was around in 1986 when a pregnant Irish girl was given a semtex lined suitcase to get on a plane to meet her Levantine lover………
July 11th, 2007 at 5:56 pm
What is she thinking??? Stupid, stupid!
I wonder if she is going to get pregnant with the evil seed??
July 11th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Hikmat and Jan:
The fact that you both immediately jumped to extremist conclusions (albeit on opposite sides of the specturm) tells me alot about the both of you:
1. You are both at the mentality of a 16 year old
2. You are both extremists in thought
3. Both Jan and Hikmat are equally ignorant about the Islamic religion, with Jan calling all Muslims terrorists, and Hikmat calling all Western women sluts and whores, and for some reason blaming Israel for it.
You both represent the absolute worst of American & Muslim stereotypes simultaneously.
July 11th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Jan and Mary, you are right. Thanks for calling it like you see it.
Hikmat, you should have some brains to go with your ability to write English words so well. The improper combination and thought processes behind your usage of them gives it away.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
Hisham,
Thank you for pointing out what should be obvious.
Hikmat and Jan,
If either of you had bothered to follow up with more reliable media sources, you would have seen that Jane Felix-Browne is a stunning woman who looks much younger than her actual age. She has a variety of interests and hobbies and seems like quite a wordly interesting woman. It is no wonder that Omar Bin Laden was attracted to her.
Omar Bin Laden is a fairly attractive, much younger exotic man. It would seem by her track record that Ms. Felix-Browne falls easily “in love”, and it is no surprise to me that Omar is the object of her most recent affections.
In either case, since you clearly don’t know them personally, who are you to judge them or their actions? One’s parentage doesn’t dictate ones personality, nor does one’s past mistakes dictate one’s future. Perhaps instead of spewing racist, bigoted and generally hateful judgemental rhetoric you both should focus your obvious energy, passion and zeal for worthwhile causes. There is a lot of work that needs to be done in our world, and if you aren’t part of the solution, you’re part of the problem.
July 11th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Hikmat “I wish both will go to hell …” YOU wrote this. These are not words of Muslim love towards your brother Bin Laden and his new bride.
Janes an idiot!
Hisham, who are you going to try to blow up next? Got any inside info for us?
The #2 rising to #1 baby boy name in the UK is “Mohammed”. Wake up!
In this case and only this case do I I call’em as I sees’em.
July 12th, 2007 at 1:02 am
Hisham,
Name one influential Muslum leader who has spoken out against terrorism…..and if you can’t name one of them name one Muslim leader that has spoken out against the Jihadist Muslims children show that was teaching babies how to kill …..I wont wait for your response…..
“Jane you ignorant slut”…SLAP SLAP SLAP!!!!
You dumb ditzo…..you ARE the dumbest person on the planet.
I vote Jane Felix Browne as idiot of the year….I would not tell anyone I was British if I were you….You wanna meet Osama? OMG you deserve to be wife number 10.
July 12th, 2007 at 8:26 am
He is not her first and he will not be her last. If anyone is interested in her, take a ticket and wait in line.
July 12th, 2007 at 10:34 am
Hikmat and Jan,
what the f**k is wrong with you people ??
July 12th, 2007 at 7:47 pm
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July 13th, 2007 at 2:09 am
Hi Hikmath jan and all others,
Its a news .. its thier choice what ever it is … who the *** r u to comment on their mental or social status.
and they dont represent any islamic or western thinking or ideology …
August 4th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
I don’t have anything to say about this! I am amazed that so many people have so many things to say about the marriage of a crazy lady (married 5 times!) and the son of a terrorist (we haven’t heard him condemn his dad’s heinous acts, right?).
We have better things in life that we need to concentrate on. Those two can go take a walk all the way to hell, for all I care.
August 8th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
hikmat u racist.. im with a Saudi and im european!! Eat it!!!
October 18th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Jane and Omar, i call it fate. we do what we think is right for us not what other people think is right for us. age aint nothing but a record. and save us the terrorist crap! i guess if it was Bush’s son it could have suited everyone!
January 9th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
both did a good job!
January 17th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Hi Jane,
I have recently started a world peace for all organization that will be an umbrella organization for all good causes. I am most interested in meeting with your husband Omar about his peace mission to bring the west and muslims together. I believe that Our talking together would be a mutually benificial talk. You may write me on my email at esfillerup@yahoo.com Blessings on you and yours this day!!!
Edward
November 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
The biggest terrorist is the fucking USA God fuck America!